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(619) 298-8391 · 1231 Upas St San Diego, CA 92103 Girl Scouts of the USA. Edit This Camp Report Inaccurate Profile. With a summer camp for every interest and age level, there's never been a more exciting time to attend Girl Scout San Diego day camp! Develop new skills and ideas, face challenges and celebrate your successes with new friends. Join us for a summer of courage, confidence, and ... The Spirit Stick competition, an annual tradition honoring the symbolism of a tree branch salvaged from Girl Scouts San Diego camp properties after a wildfire, looked a bit different at this year’s Volunteer Conference. Outdoors Ways to Camp Girl Scouts San Diego Outdoor Resources Nearby Nature. Nearby Nature. Almost every neighborhood in San Diego has parks, canyons, and trails that are ideal for a local nature walks. Use this guide to find outdoor programs and places to explore in your neighborhoods and near your service unit. Please turn off IE Compatibility Mode to view this site ... English (United States) In fact, many Girl Scouts tell us summer camp and camping trips are one of the best things about their Girl Scout experience. It’s true: connecting with the great outdoors in a girl-led setting is a big benefit of belonging to Girl Scouts. Here in western Washington, we have three council-run overnight summer camps, tons of summer day camp ... Girl Scouts Love State Parks. Saturday, Sept. 12 Register Now! Fun, adventure, and discovery await during this epic celebration of the great outdoors! Girl Scouts San Diego and Girl Scouts of the USA (GSUSA) are excited to announce the second annual Girl Scouts Love State Parks Weekend, Saturday-Sunday, Sept. 12-13. You are currently using Internet Explorer 7 or older. ActiveWorks currently works with Internet Explorer 8 or newer. Download the latest version. Find out about summer camp, summer day camp, and resident camp offerings from Girl Scouts San Diego. Holiday camps, weekend campouts, and many other outdoor events and resources are offered. Summer camp has long been a cherished tradition for Girl Scouts everywhere and we know our girls have been looking forward to the fun and adventures of camping. However, the uncertainties brought about by COVID-19 have led Girl Scouts of San Gorgonio (GSSGC) to cancel all 2020 summer camp programs, events, outings and adventure through the end ...

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2020.01.01 05:52 Fatboy_69 STOP TRYING

STOP TRYING
I'm writing this because somewhere out there is a 14-year-old with a signed copy of Lone survivor, a wall-mounted pullup bar, and an Act of Valor poster above his bed. He can probably quote every episode of Class 234, and he wants to join JROTC because he thinks it will get him ready for the program. His well-meaning parents probably see this new obsession as a phase, but also want to use it as leverage for him to get good grades and some kind of Navy scholarship in a few years.
If this sounds like you, wherever you are, please take some time to read this so you don't end up in a bad place. If this speaks to just one person, the last ten years will be totally worth it.
You can guess that I was that kid. At first I was different; didn't really care about sports, knew every knot in the Scout handbook, drew rocket ships in my math notebook, and found most of my friends at church youth group. Not the typical Team Guy childhood of wrestling alligators, playing high school football, getting arrested, and slaying cheerleaders like all the sellouts wrote about in the books.
When I was twelve, Indiana Jones 4 came out and I suddenly set my sights on a life of adventure. After some quick research that involved asking around some other equally clueless kids at my middle school, I figured out that the SEAL Teams might be the best way to get the kind of grown-up excitement I was looking for. My dad went to Virginia Military Institute and had all kinds of stories about Rat Year, so the military thing made sense in a couple of different ways.
I knew also that I had to go to college since everyone in my family did, so by extension it only made sense that I should go to the "Navy SEAL college" in Annapolis, Maryland.
I read all the books I could find in that pre-Bin Laden raid era, got a buzz cut, joined the Cross Country Team, and signed up for the local Sea Cadet meetings. I wasn't James (not my real name) anymore, I was "I AM GOING TO THE NAVAL ACADEMY AND THEN I'M GOING TO BE A NAVY SEAL."
I did a complete 180 from everything I had gravitated towards the first thirteen years of my life, and I struggled in all of it. I was asthmatic and a total space cadet, and I grew to loathe myself for how hard I felt like I had to work in school and sports compared to other kids. To be fair, I did learn a lot of stick-to-it-iveness that would help me later on. But overall the whole thing was retarded and unhealthy in so many ways.
Despite the struggle, things eventually started looking possible for little James. By the time I was a senior in high school, I was ultimate the All-American poster boy. Eagle Scout, high school rowing team, decent grades, good runner, and an appointment to the Naval Academy just like I had dreamed about.
My last year at home, some other things happened too. I had a great group of friends from the rowing team, and I somehow managed to get myself a girlfriend. For a few months, I had a short glimpse of a normal high school experience. It was a short and valuable time before I got shipped off to Boat School for Plebe Summer.
My Naval Academy experience was a dumpster fire. I immediately realized I hated rowing and didn't want to do it except to get into the Academy, which I had already done. So I quit the rowing team and felt even more remorse than ever. I crawled my way through chemistry, calculus, physics, and every other technical subject I should have known I hated all along. I sat through Forrestal lectures, SAPR briefs, and cyber awareness training. I memorized three meals in advance, pivoted ninety degrees in the hallway, wore a monkey suit 24/7, and carried my hat in the dumbest possible way, just like a good little robot is supposed to. I constantly felt socially isolated, not knowing why I felt different from all the other "plebes" who I thought should have been just like me. I was miserable and I needed help, and I didn't even know it.
Still, I pushed on. I had a goal I was going to see it through.
Plebe year dragged on. I broke up with my girlfriend over Christmas, barely passed my classes, and went on summer cruise in Virginia where I swore to myself I'd never set foot on a ship again. Youngster (sophomore) year began.
That year, I found out in bits and pieces that the Academy didn't offer the kind of adventure I'd origninally dreamed about. Academy guys become officers, but the enlisted guys get to do most of the fighting. There was a DEVGRU chief that ran the SEAL program at the Academy, and one day I stopped by his office to ask what I should do. The conversation was short, and changed the whole trajectory of my life.
"So, you wanna pull the trigger."
"Yes, chief."
"Go enlisted."
Six months later, I turned in my uniforms and flew back home to earn a SEAL contract at my local Navy recuiter. My parents were disappointed but understanding. Once again, I had a short 5-month glimpse of a normal life and an attempt to piece together a kind of personal identity outside of the military. I worked a couple crappy jobs, partied with some of the community college burnouts I had left behind, and got a late beginner's introduction to girls, all while I trained to boost my PST score. I was going to BUD/S for real, and I was stoked.
I got on a plane and started the SEAL pipeline. I did Navy boot camp, the most miserable and pointless eight weeks thus far, and BUD/S prep. I met some great dudes. In Great Lakes, it was apparent that I was still a space cadet, and I was going to struggle with procedures and losing gear. It's just the way I am.
My class left for Coronado and I passed First Phase like I wanted to do since I read Warrior Soul when I was twelve. This part was actually pretty cool. I don't need to tell you what goes on in SEAL selection, there's a thousand books about it.
I classed up in Second Phase and got dropped from the program for Pool Comp. My obvious shortcomings in focus and attention to detail finally caught up with me in the most real and terrifying way, drowning several times because I just couldn't figure out how to put my dive rig back togther before I started inhaling water. I failed one, two, three, eight attempts and soon found myself in a white government van headed to the other side of San Diego bay, to the Fleet base.
I spent four weeks sweeping sidewalks in Holds division with about thirty other long-faced BUD/S duds who had quit shortly before I got there. The admin clerk called me into an office and handed me a copy of my orders, undesignated seaman to deck department on one of the big gray ships I thought I'd never have to see again.
Deck Department on a ship is one of the worst possible places in the military. It's basically the human garbage disposal of the Navy, where they send people that can't pass their A school, but can't really get fired either. Boatswain's Mates, the dons of deck department, take the place of prison guards and spot check the undesignated seaman (of which I was one) as they chip paint, sweep the floor, tug on lines, and stand countless hours of watch out to sea.
Regardless, I was still set on finishing what I had started. In order to get back to BUD/S, I had to prove that I was Joe Navy through and through. I sucked up the long work days, said the right things to a bunch of idiots I didn't respect, earned two warfare pins, and became a rescue swimmer for the ship. This went on, day in and day out, for twenty-one months. Long frigging time. Finally, I was eligible to apply and get back to where I was supposed to be.
BUD/S said no.
My year group, the bunch of guys who joined the Navy at the same time as me, was full and they didn't need any of us to go back to the program. Instead, the selection board decided to take several guys that had quit their first time, but happened to be in the right year group. It won't open up for another three or four years. I'm not going to wait that long in this situation.
And that's where I'm at now. I'm 24, I've dropped out of the Academy, failed out of BUD/S, working as a janitor for a bunch of people that were barely good enough not to end up in jail, and I live on a ship in a small room with a hundred juvenile delinquents. All the work I've put in, has led to this. For the past few months I've been heartbroken to say the least.
...
Then something cool started to happen. The last couple weeks, I've remembered the little kid who liked Scout camping trips, drew cartoon characters on printer paper, and made stop-motion movies with action figures. I've remembered snowboard trips and climbing expeditions with my dad in northern California. I've come to realize that maybe the Teams isn't the only thing that'll satisfy my original dream of having big adventures and doing something cool with my life. And that maybe I've got more offer this world than my obsession with the becoming a frogman.
Don't get me wrong, it's a cool thing. A big part of me still wants to do it once they let me. I'm just saying to YOU GUYS OUT THERE, there's a better way to do it than the way I have so far. And I wish someone would have told me this when I started. Team Guys aren't just one type of person. Yes, a lot of them are water polo players, alligator wrestlers, meat eaters, the kind of guy you would think makes it. But there's others too.
I knew a kid in my class who was eighteen, played golf in high school, and somehow got paid to dance. He set his sights on BUD/S on a whim, and didn't know what Hell Week was when he got to boot camp. Total goofball. That dude is now a Team Guy and as far as I know has a solid reputation.
EP sailors, O3s, and Joe Navies go to BUD/S and fail miserably. Despite what the selection board thinks, every single Hell Week has proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that the Fleet Navy doesn't make guys any better at BUD/S. On the other hand: alcoholic frat boys, tap dancers, Academy shitheads, gamers, petty criminals, and pot-smoking surf bums crush it. So what's the secret? After a very long and frustrating journey, I think I've (probably) figured it out.
The guys who not only make it through the program, but also have a great career and reputation in the Teams, are just really grounded in who they are and why they wanna be there. They just do their own thing, and the Teams happens to be one of those things. They don't surround everything in their life around the trident. They don't have to try and completely change themselves to be frogmen.
So what does this mean for YOU, scrolling though SEAL porn on Youtube and Reddit? It means, if you're in junior high or early high school then just do you, man! BUD/S will happen when it happens but now is the time to figure out who YOU are.
Join the weird club at school, get detention, ask out the hot chick, throw a kickback, hug your mom, do all the things that you wanna do as a PERSON. Pass your classes and set yourself up for success, sure, but don't get too serious about the far future.
As for me, I've wasted a lot of time doing stuff I didn't need to do, but statistically speaking I've got sixty years left to do something really worth while. My Navy contract is over in a year and I've put in a bunch of college apps to some fun state schools. BUD/S might still come afterwards with me as NAV-VET, but I'm not really thinking about it. I already know how to get ready for it again in a matter of months. I wanna go through the program as MYSELF, not as some Academy or fleet robot that The Man wants me to be.
Outside of work, I surf and climb, and I still work out just for fun. I've also rediscovered my creative side in the form of my own graphic t shirt company. Things are looking up.
I hope this steers someone in the right direction. Good luck dudes!
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2019.11.09 08:31 derkimster On This Date In California Weather History (November 8)

2008: A Pacific storm arrived in Central California on November 8th. Showers and thunderstorms developed over the San Joaquin Valley floor during the evening, with one thunderstorm dropping 0.37" of rain in only 10 minutes near Melvin (Fresno Co.). Minor street flooding was reported in metro Fresno from this storm, possibly exacerbated by debris-clogged storm drains. Minor street flooding was also reported in the Clovis area. This storm system also brought strong winds to the Kern County Mountains and deserts with peak wind gusts of 50-60 mph, especially in the favored passes and canyon areas. 2005: The first significant snow of the winter season moved across the northern portion of Interior Central California and brought several inches of snow to higher elevations of the Southern Sierra Nevada. Mammoth Mountain reported 8" of new snow at the 9000 foot elevation during the night of the 7th and early morning of the 8th. 2002: After a relatively benign active weather month in October, November also started slow for Interior Central California. However, the first major trough off from the East Pacific combined with tropical moisture from Hurricane Huko a southern latitudes brought copious amounts of rain (snow levels at or above 9,000 feet Mean Sea Level) and gusty wind at higher elevations from the 7th until early on the 9th. What was unusual for this area was the change from the normal summefall dry conditions to the wet season in such dramatic fashion with little in the way of transition. During the period in the Southern Sierra Nevada 46" of new snow fell at Volcanic Knob and Upper Burnt Corral; and in the Tulare County Mountains 80" fell at Chagoopa Plateau. Numerous foothill locations received 5-10" of rain within the 3-day period in the foothills of the Southern Sierra Nevada. Johnsondale, in Tulare County received 16.38" of rain in the 3-day period. On the San Joaquin Valley floor Merced received 1.80" in 3 days, Fresno1.76"; Hanford 1.44"; and, Bakersfield 1.29." Rainfall amounts for the 8th were over 1" at several Valley locations thereby establishing new 24-hour rainfall records, e.g. Fresno's old record for the 8th was 0.23" ... new record 0.98". There were 23 pole fires caused by wind and arcing reported by Southern California Edison utility and ultimately affected 102,000 residents in the Central and Southern S.J. Valley. 2002: The first storm of the winter season moved onshore bringing heavy rain and windy conditions for Interior Central California on the7th. Numerous locations reported gusty wind with damage reported to powerlines due to arcing and felled trees. In the Kern Mountains poles were downed in the Weldon and Onyx area east of Lake Isabella and around Mt.Mesa and Southlake around 3:30AM on the 8th. In the Kern Desert, Indian Wells Canyon and Laural Mountain reported wind in excess of 50 MPH at both locations. This significant frontal passage brought gusty wind with speeds of 40 to 44 MPH across the Central San Joaquin Valley and into the neighboring foothills of the Southern Sierra Nevada. In conjunction with this multiple day precipitation event from the 7th through the 9th, gusty wind continued to buffet the Kern County Mountains and Deserts. Wind was often reported with 40+MPH gusts at several different automated reporting sites. There were spikes of 74 and 91 MPH at Indian Wells Canyon at 1613 PST and 1713 PST in the early afternoon of the 9th during the event.In the Mojave area winds again were generally around 40+MPH on the 8th into the 9th with a few gusts to 60 Knots at the Inyokern Airport during the afternoon of the 9th. 2002: Tehachapi in Kern County reported 4.67" of rain and Lodgepole in Tulare County received 11.55" of rain in the 3-day period from the 7th to the 9th along with the 16.38" at Johnsondale. Despite the very dry antecedent conditions, this amount of rainfall lead to flooding problems...especially in and around the Tulare County Mountains. Snow levels were relatively high, at 9000 feet MSL. Park Dispatch reported washouts on Parker Pass Road and the Road below Durwood Resort in Southeast Tulare County, as well as the road that leads from Johnsondale southward to Kernville in Kern County. Flooding also occurred along Highway 178 near Kelso in Kern County (Glennville received 6" of rain); rock/mudslides occurred on Highway 168 and Highway 180 in the S.Sierra Nevada foothills; and, with numerous rock/mudslides, and road erosion problems, the Tulare County foothill roadways of the General's Highway and Mineral King were closed. Sequoia National Park had to evacuate folks from a flooded trailer park near Ash Mountain on the morning of the 9th. Due to erosion problems with the McNally Fire in Southeast Tulare and Northeast Kern Counties, debris was spread across many mountain roads in the area as well as contributing to a fish kill in the Kern River. Additional flooding and mudslide problems were noted along Highway 178 in Kern County. Peak flow into Lake Isabella from the Kern River was 26,500CFS on Friday night, the 8th. The lake storage increased from 82,000 acre-feet to 109,000 acre-feet and increased in elevation 5 feet in a 2-day period from the 8th to 9th.
2002: The first significant cold front of the year swept through the region,bringing 2 days of orographically enhanced precipitation.
Rainfall along the favored slopes of the San Bernardino Mountains reached 10", while totals in the mountains of San Diego County approached 4". Lacking in topography, only 0.20" fell at San Diego International.
Although the coast missed out on the intense rain, the beaches were still pounded by surf reaching 10 to 15 feet.
2002: Priest Valley (Monterey Co.) received 3.80" of rain -- a record for the month.
1999: First Winter Storm of the season (lowered threshold) as 8" of snow fell at Tuolumne Meadows overnight. Snow levels were restricted to higher elevations (generally above 6500 feet MSL). The first substantial autumn rain (and first since 4/12/99) led to transmission line transformer shorts and power loss to 14,000 local utility customers in the Central and Southern San Joaquin Valley. The problems were repaired by the afternoon of the 8th. Rainfall amounts on the San Joaquin Valley floor varied from 0.20" to 0.66" of rain ... and 1.0" to 1.5" in the adjacent foothills.
1998: Mountain wave activity led to strong winds along the north and east slopes of the San Bernardino Mountains. Winds gusted to 50 mph in Hesperia, Joshua Tree and Twentynine Palms. Trees, powerlines and fences were blown down, while a series of portable toilets were toppled at a Girl Scout camp.
1961: The morning low temperature at Reno, NV, was 14° F.
1952: Indio received 1.60" of rain on this day, the greatest one-day rainfall total on record for November. This is also one of only 4 times the city has received a daily rainfall of 1" or more in November since 1894. The city’s most recent one-inch daily rainfall in November occurred in 1985.
1922: 11" of snow fell at both Tahoe City and Sierraville.
1918: Bakersfield reached 95° F for a high, setting a record for the month of November. This record was tied on November 3, 1921.
1914: In Bagdad (Mojave Desert), this was the final day of an incredible dry spell of 767 days that started on 10/3/1912 (Southern Pacific RR employees kept this debated record).
1914: Santa Barbara reached 98° F establishing an all-time high for November.
1910: The main part of Harrison Gulch (Shasta County) was in ashes. A withering blast of flame spread through the business part of town Sunday evening, taking all before it as tinder until stopped by the dynamiting of the Morrissey house, where the brave citizen firemen made a last stubborn stand that resulted in mastery over the flames.
Source: NWS Monterey/San Francisco, NWS Hanford, Reno, & San Diego as well as the Redding Record-Searchlight
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2019.01.08 15:49 Iskander_Khan The Only Vietnam Story I've Never Told

My name is Michael Hasford. I am seventy two years old and I have terminal bowel cancer. I haven’t told anyone this story in story in nearly fifty years, the last time being before I was made to sign the State Secrets Act and bound to silence by threat of imprisonment. My doctor says I have around five months at best and although I cannot say I have had a particularly long or happy life, I am ready to die. My life has been longer and happier that it had any right to be and now I will tell you why. I don’t care what the legal implications are, or if whoever reading this chooses to believe it or not, I just have to get this off my chest. To quote a fellow Marine, far more skilled in writing than myself, ‘what follows is neither true nor false but what I know’.
In the summer of ‘66 I enlisted in the United States Marine Corps during a fit of idealism. While my friends were tuning in or dropping out, I followed my Grandfather’s footsteps into Uncle Sam’s Misguided Children with a view to combat in Vietnam. Although I had my pick of colleges on the east coast and my Marine recruiter had repeatedly tried to convince me to attend Officer Candidate School, I had made up my mind to join as a rank and file private. I was determined to see the kind of action my Grandfather had. I was determined to make him proud.
So it was that I found myself stepping off a C130 transport plane at Da Nang in early 1967. As part of Kilo Company, 3rd Battalion - Fifth Marines, I was in a combat unit that did plenty of damage to the Vietcong in the area around Da Nang and in turn took plenty of casualties. One of the first sights that greeted me as the belly of the transport plane opened and the wave of intense heat hit us were the thick, olive-green body bags that replaced us as cargo. They were all full.
My first week or so on base was tough; sleep did not come easy thanks to the scores of mosquitoes and the loud bangs of outgoing artillery. So I was relieved when I received a night’s sentry duty, I needed something, anything, to keep my mind occupied. Little did I know it was nothing but more time for reflection and I was beginning to seriously doubt my decision to enlist. Guys in my platoon on their second tours were talking about the reaction from folks back home. ‘Baby killers’ they called us, ‘Nazis’. One guy said the prettiest girl he ever saw wearing blue and white beads and a peace button spat in his space as he walked down Fifth Avenue in his combat fatigues.
At around midnight, I saw a figure approaching and just about discerned the double shoulder bars of a senior officer. Captain Espera was a legend on the base, an LAPD captain before he joined the corps he was highly respected by the men below him and an excellent combat leader.
“Nice night for it, huh?” I couldn’t make out his face in the darkness, but his warm smile carried on his voice.
“Aye, sir.” I squeaked, a kind of star struck.
“Hasford, old English name right? Where you from Marine?” Captain Espera fidgeted with a large, silver ring that glinted on his finger in the low light.
“North Carolina sir, Hubert”
“I know it, my wife has family there, we visit whenever I get time away from Lejeune. Must have been a wonderful place to grow up, I hear the fishing is spectacular in the spring.”
“Thank you, sir, but I wouldn’t know, me and my brother spent most of our time shooting squirrels with our B.B guns”, I couldn’t help but smile as I spoke.
“Ah!” Captain Espera chuckled, “my man after my own heart, I hunt buck up near Willow Creek!” There was a brief silence and I found myself growing less and less anxious, the Captain had a reassuring presence, a true quality of leadership and something I grew increasingly appreciative of.
“Have you been in combat yet Hasford?”
“No sir,” I said, a little embarrassed “I haven’t had the opportunity”
“You won’t have to wait long,” he said, producing a pack of Pall Mall cigarettes and offering me one, “but you’ll still have to wait. I’m leading a pretty secretive reconnaissance mission tomorrow night and it’s not cherries, no offence Private”
The Captain took a long drag of his smoke and looked up at the moon for a moment before returning his gaze to me. The moon seems a lot larger in that part of the world; whatever power it holds seems amplified hanging thick in the humid night air.
“Keep up the good work Marine; you make K/3/5 proud now”
“Aye sir!” I said, beaming. His mild manner had alleviated my anxieties and I was determined to make him proud to have me in his unit.
A few days went by before word began circulating about the Captain’s recon patrol. I was working in the galley with a young marine from Chicago, Lance Corporal Lincoln Holsey, self-proclaimed ‘soul brother’ and my best friend in the platoon.
“Yo Hasford, you hear ‘bout the Captain?”
“Captain Espera? What about him?”
“He’s gone dee-dee’d into the bush man, motherfuckers M.I.A”
“He’s missing? What the fuck Holsey, how?”
“What do I look like, fuckin’ S-2 over here? How the fuck should I know?”
“You got the Scuttlebutt, Soul Brother, you telling me that’s all you got?”
“Captain left for the boonies with five senior guys and some CIA spook like three nights ago. No sign of ‘em since. They been flying choppers over the area searching for they asses, but ain’t no one to be found”
“Jesus Christ, man, what do you think happened to ‘em?”, I was in disbelief that anyone as salty as the Captain could just up and go missing, least not without leaving some trace. “What happens to anyone ‘round here? Fuckin’ Mr. Charles got ‘em. Or he got smart and he’s on his way to Vancouver as we speak.”
“Mr. Charles? The Vietcong?”
“Brother, you gotta respect your enemy, or you screwed. That’s why I call ‘im Mister, I call my enemy sir before I send ‘em back to the Stone Age. Now xin loi my boy, but I gotta go see Gunny Hathcock about my ride home next month”. Holsey laughed and swaggered out of the tent into the sweltering afternoon sun.
That night, a few of us sat around the barracks, bored out of our skulls yet incapacitated by the relentless heat and humidity. Shirtless Marines sat round cleaning their rifles, writing letters, reading or just chewing the fat. I had just eased off my new jungle boots, still uncomfortably unbroken when our platoon sergeant near booted the door open. His thick Cajun accent was almost undecipherable, but that night we heard urgency in his voice that bordered on terror. “Gitchur cowboyass outtayur bunks, raht nah!” He screamed at us, pointing and barking at rifles, throwing boots at Marines. Through the unintelligible tirade of cursing and hurling insults we made out the undeniable cadence of “furst-fuckin-combat-mishn”. Faces paled and eyes widened.
I was still buckling up my flak jacket as we assembled at the helipads, the rotor blades of the Hueys just starting to spin as the pilot gunned their engines and the air was filled with the loud whine of moving machinery. The young Lieutenant commanding our platoon arrived, briefly exchanged words with our purple faced platoon sergeant and turned to us, shouting over the din of the aircraft. “Marines, many of you will have heard of the disappearance of Captain Espera’s reconnaissance team a few days ago near the village of Lo Tranh.Well tonight I have some good news for you, the team’s radio set is sending out a signal, its weak but our signals guys are picking it up in bursts. Whoever’s doing it is keying the handset, trying to send a message in Morse code. Whatever their saying is garbled but we have managed to triangulate the transmission and get an idea of location. We believe the team to be alive, now hows about we get on these birds and bring our fuckin’ brothers home?!”
“OORAH!” screamed the platoon in unison. “Embark!” screamed Sergeant DeL’eau and we raced to the helicopters, full of purpose and vengeance. It was disturbingly inspiring to see such a display of raw power as the weapons-laden helicopter rose, banked and then raced through the sky into setting sun.
After a short flight, the helicopters grouped together over a clearing in the jungle and then took it in pairs to land their load of troops before racing off back to base to refuel. We waited until the beating of their rotor blades had faded into a distant chatter and the bush, whipped up from the downdraft, had calmed and returned to stillness. The Lieutenant stood up and waved us off; the platoon of twenty six men began snaking through the bush. The Jungle is a terrible place to be at night, most of its animal inhabitants are nocturnal, so the plethora of howls and screeches that usually emanates in the daytime become all the more sinister after dark. A whole new element comes alive when the moon penetrates the canopy in silver slivers. So after an hour or so of humping our stone-heavy packs, some of the men began whispering to each other in the line. I didn’t notice anything at the time, the heat was so intense and my heavy pack caused aches in muscles I didn’t know I had, my mind was elsewhere, the fear, the sheer fucking stupidity of it all.
It was silent. A dreadful silence hung thick in the air and my heart sank when I saw the looks on some of the old breed’s faces. These salty old devil dogs, who’d eat their own guts and ask for seconds, they looked like they’d just stepped out of their own graves. I suppose I didn’t even realize at the time just how impossible it could be that such dense jungle could be so eerily quiet during the nighttime, but I can tell you right now I knew it was going to be bad. Just how bad, I never could have imagined. We moved very slowly and for a while, very aware of the loud crunches our footfalls made. Most of us had switched our sixteens to rock-and-roll and when ‘8-Ball’ in second squad clipped on his bayonet, I struggled not to follow suit.
Suddenly a Marine ahead of us growled and a violent rustling began as he dragged something heavy from a patch of elephant grass. It was silently wriggling.
“Get ahta there, shitbird” he seethed with his New England twang. He had what looked like a teenage boy in his grip, the boy wore black pajamas and rubber flip-flops that looked like they could have been made from truck tires.
“Lam urn mau su chet, lam urn mau su chet”
“Shut the fuck up” someone spat, a rifle butt whipped across the boy’s cheek.
“Corporal!” spat the young Lieutenant, bounding up the line, “do not abuse that prisoner!” he turned to the platoon sergeant and asked is anyone in the platoon spoke Vietnamese.
“Ain’t nobody here spoke no fuckin’ gook L.T”, spat a wiry Texan in disgust.
“Little bastards shittin’ his pants man, I never seen anyone so damn scared” giggled a Marine near me.
“It ain’t us that’s scarin’ him”, murmured Tiny, his voice so deep it seemed to come from the earth below us.
“The fuck you talkin’ about?” a Marine said in the darkness, “you tellin’ me this motherfucker’s lookin at enough firepower to invade a European country and he ain’t scared? Get the fuck outta here, dumb fuckin mook”. The platoon shifted a little at the sleight. Tiny stood at seven foot three, had to be two seventy at least, this guy was huge. He just carried on looking off into the darkness.
“You know what I’m talking about, man” his eyes betrayed his terror, “there’s something here, something else”.
Flashes and loud cracks had us throwing ourselves into the dirt for cover. Somebody was firing a weapon very, very close to us and the bullets were travelling just inches from our ears. ‘Ambush’, I thought and braced myself to feel the cold punch of lead. Maybe it would rip out an elbow or a knee cap, maybe a glancing blow to the calf that rips muscle away from bone, or a dead center that pulverizes the jugular vein and leaves you dead in an instant.
“CEASE FIRE!” screamed the young Lieutenant, “CEASE FIRE GODDAMNIT!” The Vietnamese boy was laid at his feet, thick, dark blood pooling beneath his limp form. The young platoon commander’s face looked pale and clammy in the moonlight.
“Wha-What did you do?!”
“He went for your pistol, Butterbars! He was about to fuckin’ waste your ass!” hissed the Marine who fired.
“You killed a child Lance Corporal!” retorted the Lieutenant with authority.
“He wasn’t no god damned kid, asshole, motherfucker was a fighting age male, if I hadn’t of acted, you’d be tiger chow. There it is!”
“Lance Corporal I will personally see that you do time in Leavenworth for this, you are gunna be climbin the walls trying to re-”
“He wasn’t tryna kill you Lieutenant Goldsmith”, rumbled Tiny again.
“Say again, Marine?”
“He wasn’t tryna kill you Lieutenant Goldsmith, sir” Tiny repeated, “he was tryna kill himself”.
We kicked some dirt over the body of the dead communist and moved on. After a while I could make out a clearing in the canopy about two hundred meters ahead of us, it’s hard to tell in the pitch blackness. The Lieutenant sent a few men ahead to recon the area, it wasn’t long before one called out. It was more like a shriek than anything.
“Sergeant!”
The husky Cajun bolted forward, weaving and bounding his way through the trees. I was near the rear at this point, with the light machine guns moved to the front and rear of the column. We were expecting an ambush any second. Any Vietcong in the area would have heard the shots that killed their comrade and were surely on their way to avenge him. So whatever unfolded between the Lieutenant and the Platoon Sergeant is unknown to me to this day, but they concluded that we were to carry on with our mission. Maybe out of some sense of duty, maybe a sense of survival, maybe a dash of both. But when my part of the line passed the moonlit clearing, shifted step and peered into the long grass. I’ve never forgotten what I saw. Torn off at the elbow, streaked with black clots of blood was a human arm. In rigor mortis it gripped a radio handset in white knuckle vice. I just kept walking.
The last place we stopped before it all fell to shit was this cave, or tunnel, it was a little of both I guess. A few guys flicked on their torches and at first it actually felt a little safer inside the ever narrowing passages. But when some of the guys started pointing out the unnatural patterns on the roof of the cave system, people started to get really fucking jumpy. The few pieces I could make out in the torch beams showed nightmarish carvings of animals and people, twisted and smiling, there were other figures in the carvings too. Now the tunnels descended incredibly steeply, with some of the platoon slipping over in the darkness.
“-the fuck Avalo? You fuckin spit on me?”
“Nah man” a voice quivered
“Then what the f-?”
“Keep fuckin quiet”, growled the platoon sergeant.
I remember my ears popping, like they did on the airplane over there, so we must have gone down a long fuckin way before we came to the crack in the rock. I’m no geologist but it looked like it could have run down into the center of the earth, like a giant knife wound in the layers upon layers of condensed rock. Impossible I know, but that’s what it looked like. Tunnel rats were summoned, small wiry men born to crawl tunnels, and they eased their way through the cracks. We waited, for what seemed like an hour, and then the voices came. At first I thought it was the returning scouts, a faint whispering of voices echoing through the tunnels. But the sound just grew louder, the voices multiplying. “What the fuck is that?” the other Marines were hearing it too. “We gotta get the fuck outta here man, we gotta go, this is fuckin BAD, man!” another squeaked.
It sounded like a hundred thousand people whispering right through the cracks, that’s the only way I can describe it. The sound seemed to penetrate you, my eyes watered and my stomach cramped up, other guys in the platoon vomited. I don’t know what they were saying; I didn’t recognize the language at the time and I’ve not heard anything like it since. Besides, at the point I stopped pissing my skivvies and tried to really listen, all I heard was screams. But these were distinctly human. Of the three men sent ahead, only two came wriggling through the cracks into our torchlight. They were so scared; they seemed to lose their humanity. There was no effort to articulate themselves, just howls and breathless grunts, and their eyes, Jesus Christ, their eyes. Those men were like animals. One had his shirt ripped from his back and the other was covered in blood, but bore no obvious wounds.
The whole platoon bolted. We scrambled up the steep tunnels, some men firing their rifles into the darkness behind us. Men were screaming out that they saw things in the tunnel behind us, that they were climbing the walls, that they were everywhere. When we reached the mouth of the cave men sprinted into different directions, I remember hearing our Platoon Sergeant screaming to keep together and some of the men completely ignoring him, disappearing into the thick jungle. A few of us grouped together and took a defensive posture in a thick patch of bush, I couldn’t make out our Platoon Commander but it was definitely our Sergeant giving orders.
“Kip y’r hedson swivel nah” he whispered and turned to our radioman, signaling him to pull the plug and call in our emergency evacuation. A few minutes went by before we heard something shuffling through the jungle. I flicked my safety catch off and aimed through the darkness at the sound. My heart began racing. Hairs on my arms and neck stood to attention. It was to my infinite relief that I heard a fellow Marine call out a name in recognition. “Davis? Davis, that you?” the shuffling continued, Holsey reached for his field torch. “Nah man, that’s th-” the torch flicked on; and for the brief second, before Holsey was dived upon and torn limb from limb by the attacker, a familiar yet horrifying sight was to beheld.
Every man still with us opened up on the figures rolling around on the deck, spilling blood and intestines into the grass. We were still firing blindly into the darkness as we ran towards the sound of the approaching helicopters. Branches and thorns whipped at my bare face and arms, men tripped, fell and were set upon by unseen forces, their deep, guttural screams turning into rabbit’s squeals as heads were pulled away from necks. We broke through the tree line into the moonlit clearing just as the Hueys were touching town. We dashed for the blinking red lights in the troop compartments, screaming at the door gunners to open fire. They refused, looking at us with horror and confusion. “There’s nothing fucking there! No fucking targets, dumbass!” one screamed as we piled on. The feeling of lifting off into the night sky brought tears to my eyes, in darkness and the confusion I couldn’t work out who had made it out and who hadn’t. But I did roll over in time to catch sight of the tree line before we turned and sped away.
They kept me in isolation at Da Nang for nine days after that and I never once heard of or spoke to any of the other men on the rescue mission. Twice a day I was interrogated by two CIA agents in summer gear fit only for the beaches of San Diego. Their tourist attire made them all the more ridiculous when they began to become increasingly hostile, as I told them again and again that I knew nothing, saw nothing. After a while I was flown back to the U.S and was told I was to be honorably discharged from the Marine Corps under the grounds I was mentally unfit to serve. I put up no resistance as they placed the long forms in front of me at Camp Pendleton and made me sign them. I listened as they reeled off the conditions of my release and displayed no emotion when the potential penalties were read out, “seizure of assets, indefinite imprisonment”, it went on and on. It was a Vietcong ambush and a tragic loss of young American life, simple as that. Only it wasn’t.
I’ve had nearly fifty years to think about my time in Vietnam and the events of that night and I’ve come to a few conclusions. It’s these conclusions, and I use that word deliberately as they are definitely not just theories, that I feel I must warn you all about. UFO sightings, Roswell, the Moon Landing, every god damn cheap assed B-movie about Martians or meteor strikes or solar flares. It’s all a distraction; the idea of Space, of life out there on other planets has captured the human imagination so much that we’ve neglected the space beneath our feet. They’re not going to come from the sky; they’re going to come from below. From the caves and caverns and underground rivers they’ll come for us and we’ll never be ready for them, never.
But that’s not what keeps me awake at night, what has me jolting awake covered in cold sweat, sheets soaked. Signing the State Secrets Act is not what’s really kept me from telling this tale; it’s what I can’t reconcile about that night that’s kept me silent. The thing that attacked us in jungle as we fled, I did catch a glimpse of it as it pulled down the terrified Maine and plunged its limbs into his chest. The face was completely mutilated; lips ripped away baring broken teeth with empty eye sockets holding shadows in the dim torch light. The ragged cloth that covered its torso was caked in dried blood and dirt but I saw something tucked away in the breast. The wrists were broken inward with sharp, jagged, broken bone protruding from open wounds. But again I saw something on one of its twisted fingers, it was a Carolina State University ring and tucked away in the rotten cloth I glimpsed a flash of red and white text. ‘Pall Mall’, it read. We had found Captain Espera after all.
See you soon Soul Brother,
Hillbilly
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There is a place in Minnesota with hundreds of miles of glacial lakes and untouched forests called the Boundary Waters. Ten years ago a man and his son trekked into this wilderness and never returned.
Search teams found their campsite ravaged by what looked like a bear. They were presumed dead until a decade later...the son appeared. Discovered while ransacking an outfitter store, he was violent and uncommunicative and sent to a psychiatric facility. Maya Stark, the assistant language therapist, is charged with making a connection with their high-profile patient. No matter how she tries, however, he refuses to answer questions about his father or the last ten years of his life
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2018.08.29 20:29 3_llamas so can I get into Colgate???

I am pretty much in love with Colgate University and thinking about applying ED. What do you think? Other schools on my list are Notre Dame, Wake Forest, and Villanova. Probably going to major in Neuroscience and/or Biology.
So the numbers: 3.98 unweighted, 4.3 weighted (thus far; in 3 APs and 2 Duals this semester); 33 ACT
Now the extras:
Presently shadowing doctors in E.R. and Neurology depts.
National Honors Society - Officer 2018-19; member
National English Honors Society - President 2018-19; founding member
National Spanish Honors Society - founding member
National Social Studies Honors Society - founding member
Better Together Club - Founder and President for club encouraging religious inclusion on campus 2016-present
Options Club - President of club for special needs students on campus
Options Mentor - assisting special needs students with academic and social integration in high school 2017-19
Miracle League of San Diego - assistant coach and “buddy” for special needs little league team 2014-ongoing
Camp Able - camp counselor for special needs summer campers 2017 and 2018
Girl Scouts - 12 year active member; Bronze and Silver Awards
Varsity Sailing Team - captain and crew
Rowing Team - novice team and 2 year varsity team rower; novice team captain
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2018.08.29 19:35 3_llamas Chance me: Colgate

I am pretty much in love with Colgate University and thinking about applying ED. What do you think? Other schools on my list are Notre Dame, Wake Forest, and Villanova. Probably going to major in Neuroscience and/or Biology.
So the numbers: 3.98 unweighted, 4.3 weighted (thus far; in 3 APs and 2 Duals this semester); 33 ACT
Now the extras:
Presently shadowing doctors in E.R. and Neurology depts.
National Honors Society - Officer 2018-19; member
National English Honors Society - President 2018-19; founding member
National Spanish Honors Society - founding member
National Social Studies Honors Society - founding member
Better Together Club - Founder and President for club encouraging religious inclusion on campus 2016-present
Options Club - President of club for special needs students on campus
Options Mentor - assisting special needs students with academic and social integration in high school 2017-19
Miracle League of San Diego - assistant coach and “buddy” for special needs little league team 2014-ongoing
Camp Able - camp counselor for special needs summer campers 2017 and 2018
Girl Scouts - 12 year active member; Bronze and Silver Awards
Varsity Sailing Team - captain and crew
Rowing Team - novice team and 2 year varsity team rower; novice team captain
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2017.12.03 16:28 FreshlyPrinted87 [Intro] Hello from San Diego

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2017.10.11 16:31 SenorPantsbulge Wayback Wednesday - Suspension and Sentencing

How many second chances can one person get?
How badly do you have to screw up at something before people stop asking you to do it?
Many fans think you only need to screw up once before your ass is considered toast. In any sports bar, comments section, chat site or man cave, you'll hear some knee-jerk fan say somebody should be cut just for taking a bad penalty. I do that nightly.
However, hockey honchos seem to be more patient.
Apparently, in the world of hockey, you can screw up multiple times in massive ways – involving criminal charges, sex crimes, shooting people with weapons, sucker punching, death threats, and squirting burger contents all over your boss – and still somehow find work.
Craig MacTavish killed a woman while driving drunk and still found work as a player, coach and manager. Slava Voynov was convicted of beating his wife. Mike Danton hired a hitman.
Today's Wayback Wednesday piece deals with a man whose story, while lesser known, belongs firmly in that group of noted villains. The story is odd and at times reprehensible, but it illustrates a point.
William Tibbetts is his name, though I suspect the only place he's been called “William” is in court documents and police blotters. During his professional life, everybody called this fellow Billy.
Billy Tibbetts was a junior hockey star in New England. Playing with the Boston Jr. Bruins, Tibbetts scored 140 points and 150 as a teenager one season. At 6'2, 210, Tibbetts was exactly the kind of young, strong power forward that scouts were drooling over in the '90s. When people saw him play, they thought they could be seeing the next Eric Lindros or Owen Nolan – maybe even Boston's next Keith Tkachuk.
Off the ice, Tibbetts was different.
He couldn't seem to dodge trouble, no matter where he went. He went from high school to high school, leaving several due to disciplinary issues. Eventually, he just dropped out of school, devoting his time to hockey exclusively.
Even on the rink, Tibbetts clashed with teammates and coaches. In what would have been his draft year, Tibbetts spent more time moving than he did playing. After starting the season with the Sioux City Musketeers, Tibbetts went from Iowa to Washington state, joining the WHL's Tri-City Americans.
After nine games out west, Tibbetts was on the road again, this time joining the OHL's London Knights. Tibbetts' career finally appeared stable on the ice, but off the ice, matters were getting more volatile.
It happened in 1992 when Tibbetts was at a party back in Boston. Tibbetts, who was 17, met a 15-year-old girl at a party. At some point in the evening, the girl, who had been drinking, passed out. When that happened, Tibbetts allegedly took her away from the party and had sex with her.
Nobody knows what actually happened that night, but whatever it was, it was enough for a Massachusetts Superior Court judge to call it “brutal”. It didn't take long for police to come knocking on the Tibbetts' door, looking for Billy.
Back in Massachusetts, Tibbetts faced three counts of statutory rape. He pled guilty on one, receiving a 42 month suspended sentence and four years probation.
The sentence enabled Tibbetts to continue playing hockey. He signed a professional deal as a 19-year-old in the ECHL with the Birmingham Bulls and played well, earning some buzz in the hockey world for his achievements.
Meanwhile, Tibbetts continued to be a problem child off the ice. He was given another six-month suspended sentence and another 18 months of probation after punching and threatening to kill a police officer.
Tibbetts' third brush with the law came not too long after the second. At another party, Tibbetts shot a man with a BB gun, wounding him. When the victim went to call the police, Tibbetts allegedly threatened to kill him.
Police arrived quickly and arrested Tibbetts. He was put on trial quickly, facing a number of charges. In addition to the charges stemming from the incident, Tibbetts also faced a parole violation, with the court saying he had met the girl he raped at parties and refused to leave afterwards.
Tibbetts was found guilty and convicted of charges of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, disorderly conduct and witness intimidation. Paired with the parole violation, the sentence would be more severe than just another suspended sentence.
The big forward was going to the big house.
Tibbetts was sentenced to 2 ½ years in jail and would have to register as a sex offender upon his release. Tibbetts was refused parole once but got it on his second try.
Tibbetts left the pen on Oct. 29, 1999. Surely, the stay in jail would be the end of his hockey career. Who would want to sign a convicted felon and registered sex offender, a player who wouldn't be able to travel to Canada for road games, someone who hadn't played any hockey for more than three seasons?
Apparently, the Pittsburgh Penguins would.
When Tibbetts got out of the clink, he moved back in with his family and joined a summer beer league in Boston. He joined a team with former NHLer and Penguins assistant coach Joe Mullen, who was impressed with his skills. On the recommendation of Mullen and a handful of scouts and coaches, the Penguins signed Tibbetts to a PTO in August 2000.
Right after the signing was announced, the outrage came in. The Pens' front office was inundated with emails, phone calls and letters, demanding to know why the Pens had signed a convicted rapist.
When the press asked him about the matter, Pens GM Craig Patrick said this:
"He's got a record, for sure. He messed up as a young man, and nobody condones what he did. It wasn't something any of us would be proud of, by any stretch of the imagination. But we have a [rehabilitation] system in place, and he deserved a chance to live his dream. He served his time. Let's see if the system works. If the system doesn't work, he'll be back where he was and have a miserable life. But if it has worked for him ... ''
He later added,
"Actually, a few people called me and were upset that we beat them to the punch."
Due partly to the outrage and partly due to a weak performance in camp, Tibbetts didn't make the team but did earn a contract with the Pens' AHL farm club in Wilkes-Barre/Scranton. With his new club, Tibbetts averaged a point per game and racked up penalty minutes, bringing jailhouse rules to the minor leagues.
After being named an AHL All-Star, Tibbetts got the call. His second chance would pay off. He was going to the big leagues with the Pittsburgh Penguins.
Team owner and scoring leader Mario Lemieux, fresh from his comeback to the league, seemed excited about having Tibbetts in the lineup.
"I think that's a great story. That kid faced so much adversity, did his time, came back after 31/2 years. To find himself in the NHL is a great accomplishment."
Just like everywhere else, Tibbetts didn't have to look for trouble – it found him quickly. He earned a one-game suspension for kneeing Colorado's Dan Hinote. Once he got back in the lineup, Tibbetts got more attention from the league after he sucker-punched Atlanta's Darcy Hordichuk while Hordichuk was sitting on the bench. Tibbetts was suspended for four games.
Despite the craziness, Tibbetts finished the year with Pittsburgh before being sent back down to the AHL.
Tibbetts' off-ice aggression was beginning to manifest itself on the ice.
Tibbetts got himself a one-year contract with the Pens that off-season and started in the AHL. After his first call-up, when it became apparent he would be sent down when another centre came back from injury, Tibbetts began threatening teammates.
After a game, Tibbetts once got into a confrontation with a teammate on a team charter. Nobody knows what was said, but it ended with Tibbetts throwing a cheeseburger – which he had planned on being his dinner – at the other combatant.
Tibbetts missed with his throw.
Not far away from his intended target, someone stood up with the remains of a Whopper dripping down his suit. He didn't look impressed.
Tibbetts pegged Mario Lemieux with the burger.
So much for a second chance. Tibbetts was sent down to Wilkes-Barre/Scranton shortly afterwards. Back in the hockey backwater, Tibbetts was clocked doing twice the speed limit on I-85, getting a hefty ticket and raising another red flag for the organization.
Not long after that, Tibbetts was traded to the Flyers. Philly made a somewhat-admirable attempt to reform the ex-con, sending him to counselling and anger management courses.
After nine games, one assist, 69 penalty minutes and a two-game suspension, Tibbetts was out in Philly.
At the time, Flyers GM Bobby Clarke was coy about why the team ditched Tibbetts, saying it was due to a “numbers game” with the team's centre depth. A lede from a Pittsburgh Post-Gazette story, written about a Penguins-Flyers game after Tibbetts was dealt, sums things up.
Billy Tibbetts came back to town yesterday. And, by no coincidence, so did trouble.
Before the game, Tibbetts had apparently sent death threats via text to former Pens teammate Eric Meloche. Pens tough guy Krzysztof Oliwa took exception to the threats, beating Tibbetts twice in fights during that game.
After the Pens-Flyers game, Tibbetts followed a beat reporter around the dressing room during a media avail, threatening him and having to be physically restrained from the press gaggle.
At that point, Clarke's move to ditch Tibbetts makes even more sense than it did before.
Tibbetts somehow got another contract that summer with the New York Rangers, but was sent down after 11 games and was cut from the club's AHL farm team after getting into a mid-game screaming match with the team's coach.
After successfully destroying his third and fourth chances at the NHL, Tibbetts lived the life of a minor-league drifter, going from San Diego to Springfield, Illinois, then to Houston and Las Vegas before returning to San Diego.
Whenever he had a shot at an AHL job, he'd inevitably be sent down, with the team citing “attitude issues” as a key reason. He had plenty of issues in the lower leagues, too. In a 13 game stretch with the Las Vegas Wranglers of the ECHL, Tibbetts was suspended four times, including a 10-game ban after crosschecking an opponent in the head.
After being dumped from Sin City, Tibbetts was dumped from the Idaho Steelheads when, following an ejection after a fight, he began punching a referee and had to be restrained by teammates.
Tibbetts was all out of options – too unpredictable for even the lowest minor leagues, too risky for any team to take a risk on him.
And then, out of nowhere, came Tibbetts' fifth chance.
Before training camp in 2006, nobody really knew who would be in the opening night lineup for the Boston Bruins. The team was hopelessly stuck in the middle ground between also-rans and contenders and looking for a way – any way – to get ahead.
When training camp came along, the Bruins teamed up with their TV partners NESN to run a promotion called “Be A Bruin”, where three semi-pro players would be given a shot to enter the team's camp and make the squad. The three glorified beer league all-stars would get the chance to play with the likes of Patrice Bergeron, Phil Kessel, Marc Savard and Zdeno Chara, and the network would make an eight-episode miniseries out of it. Former Bruin star Brad Park was the mastermind of the program, team officials Gerry Cheevers and Harry Sinden signed off.
One player, Dusty Demianiuk, was a Boston-born defenseman and four-year player at Umass-Amherst who was playing in the ECHL. Another, goalie Kevin Druce, was arguably the best university goalie in Canada, someone who narrowly went undrafted while he was in junior.
Guess who the third spot went to.
Tibbetts was entered into the draw by his father and somehow, some way, he got the third spot. Nobody at NESN had bothered to do a criminal background check for their applicants, seeing only that Tibbetts was a Boston boy with pro experience and not noticing that he was a registered sex offender.
As you could guess, there was outrage. Park tried to address the concerns.
“Some guys come with baggage. And I mean, baggage? He can use two porters. He's also got every bit as much talent as most NHL players.”
Incoming Bruin GM Peter Chiarelli, who had not been consulted on selection, was not happy with Tibbetts' presence.
“It's not a great [public relations] thing for us, but he'll be given a chance, like the rest of the candidates. This is something that Brad's group put in place, and we agreed to have it -- and we will." “His rap sheet aside," said Chiarelli, “I think he doesn't fit in the spirit of what was intended."
According to the New York Post, the team's board of governors felt the same way Chiarelli did. Along with a host of other issues, the “Be a Bruin” botch led to Cheevers being fired and Sinden retiring a year early from the team.
Meanwhile, Tibbetts played the card of the reformed wild man, saying he had gone through alcohol and drug rehab and that he attended AA meetings often.
“I've been my own worst enemy, I know that," he said. “My mouth. My ego. My actions. It took me a long time to surrender . . . surrender to alcohol, to surrender will and control." ”If you've got no higher power, man, then who do you answer to?" he said. “You have to answer to somebody. I have a spiritual foundation now. I have some inner peace, and I want to play hockey - where, and to what extent, remains to be seen."
Whether his turn to faith was true or not, the end result wasn't. Chiarelli and his staff cut Tibbetts at the first chance they got.
Tibbetts went back to bouncing around after flubbing his fifth chance, going to Finland and Switzerland before signing on with the SPHL's Huntsville Havoc. After being kicked off the Havoc for sucker punching another player, Tibbetts went into semi-retirement for two years before playing a season for the Cape Cod Bluefins of the Federal Hockey League.
In the meantime, Tibbetts has dived deep, away from the public eye. It seems the only time his name has appeared anywhere lately is when he commits a crime.
Tibbetts was dinged twice in 2007 for leading Massachusetts State Troopers on not one, but two high-speed chases, just months apart. In 2015, Tibbetts was arrested again for driving with a suspended license.
So what exactly can a gifted athlete get away with and still find work? The threshold seems high. Some athletes can assault women, beat kids, run dogfighting rings and even have armed standoffs in the dressing room and still find a contract to sign.
Hockey devotees might look at the issues of athletes in other sports and think that, somehow, hockey is different, that hockey players don't get their hands as dirty off the ice as a football or basketball player.
It turns out, if the right people in the game think you're promising, you can get away with some really dark things and still have someone wanting to have you.
How many second chances can one person get?
If you want to read more about the weird, forgotten or amazing bits of hockey history, visit our subreddit at /wayback_wednesday. You'll find dozens of articles just like this one.
We'll be back soon with another article. If you have any ideas or information for later Wayback Wednesday posts, please don't hesitate to message me or comment below. I'm never too busy to answer questions about these.
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2017.08.10 02:13 Quiott List of Charity Navigator's "Queue" I compiled in line to be rated

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2017.06.09 09:08 Rantarian [JVerse] Salvage - Chapter 92: Going Without

Salvage is a story set in the Jenkinsverse universe created by Hambone3110.
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This is the first chapter of Season 7. You will notice there has been a time skip.
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=SALVAGE=
CHAPTER 92: GOING WITHOUT
DATE POINT: 5Y 2M 1D AV
ARK STATION, SANCTUARY SYSTEM, ILRAYEN BAND
JENNIFER DELANEY
It was technically sunrise when Jen returned to the orbital hab-station, but the weak light of Sanctuary’s sun struggled to cut through the thick, nitrogen-rich atmosphere of the single life-bearing world in the system. It was, at first glance, an extremely inviting world, with a broad expanse of ocean that covered nearly ninety-seven percent of its surface, and a surface temperature that bordered on balmy, but it was definitely not the kind of place you wanted to visit. Nearly twice the mass of Earth with an atmosphere four times as thick, the ocean planet was definitely better looking from a distance. These faults notwithstanding, it had proven an incredibly valuable source of atmosphere and water for the ancient hab-station, once they’d restored basic power, and it was self-evident why the Yarmyek had selected it as their preferred build site.
Less evident was why they’d never gotten around to using it; by derelict standards, the place had been practically pristine when they had arrived, as though it had spent all those years waiting just for them. Jen and, to a lesser extent, Darragh had both found this somewhat creepy, and reminiscent of a horror movie, although even their most thorough investigations had yet to turn up any monsters.
Delighted that something was going right for once, Chir had immediately claimed the station as his new base of operations, but Jen was unable to shake the sense of vague, cinematic peril, and had soon opted to return to her mission. Keffa had already finished docking the Devastator by the time Jen entered orbit, and was physically checking over the outer hull when Jen exited their newest acquisition, a light-blue freighter styled as the Broken Blue.
“Never thought I’d see any of us flying a freighter of all things,” Keffa remarked as Jen walked towards her. “The exchange was as bloodless as you hoped?”
“They were very compliant,” Jen replied, turning back to consider the freighter from a distance. “Once they realised I was a human, anyway.”
Jen had been looking forward to a life without piracy or high crimes, but the world was more complicated than that, and did not make things easy for those with no money. Unfortunately she had already learned that crime paid very well, and so it was only natural that the group returned to theft as a means of ship acquisition. It was not ideal, and yet it had allowed them to expand their fleet to six fully functioning starships in a matter of months.
“What about it then?” Keffa asked, trusting Jen to know what she was talking about.
“About what?” Jen asked, feigning ignorance.
Keffa rolled her eyes. “Agwar. You must have scanned it on your way back, yeah? Any change?”
Jen sighed. “Only what we predicted. Space is still completely bonkers out that way, but the weirdness is receding and the whole system is slowly moving out of that bad patch. I think we’ll see it clear on schedule.”
“Pity,” said Keffa. One of the reasons they’d adopted Sanctuary was the proximity to Agwar. Aside from the possibility that Adrian was alive in here, Jen still felt she needed to try and save the place. “Darragh’s back as well.”
Jen nodded. “On time, that’s good.”
Given ownership of a light, one-man scout, Darragh had been tasked with collecting data on the other Deathworlds in the area, and returning with all the information that could be gathered from orbit. Thus far he’d uncovered eight Deathworlder civilisations capable of being detected from space, and had determined that only two of them were compatible with the galactic community. The others, intelligent though they might be, had far more in common with their V’Straki engineer and were thus more likely to cause serious problems. Askit had remarked that maybe the Hierarchy had some kind of point, and Jen found herself unable to disagree; the galaxy would simply be a better place if some of those species never made it into space. “No more psycho-pandas to haunt us?”
Keffa shook her head. “He already talked to Chir, but I was listening in: more primitives, and still no sign of the fucking Hierarchy.”
Jen spat on the deck at the mention of their name, giving a less-than-subtle indicator of how she felt about the invisible galactic menace. She knew that hoping to find them was foolish, but after that mess on Agwar, and the news about San Diego, she was itching for another fight, and their continued absence left her angry and confused. That was the weirdest part; in her opinion they should be everywhere, shutting down Deathworlder civilisation with deadly force, but it seemed as though they’d almost entirely withdrawn from the ‘Band. Whether or not that had anything to do with the San Diegan crater was yet to be determined, but Jen guessed they’d redeployed their forces to focus on Earth.
“So what’s the next step?” Keffa asked after a lengthy silence, breaking it only as the two of them entered the administrative hub at the end of the central promenade. They had been surprised to discover the station was built with a strong sense of natural aesthetics in mind, and the streets were filled with places clearly intended for gardens of some variety, rather than the patches of bone-dry dirt that currently filled them. One day, if they stuck around, the vision of a gardened hab-station might come to fruition, but until then it only increased the austerity of the place.
Xayn happened to be entering the building at the same time, weighed down under a coil of power conduit, but stopped to answer the question as though it had been directed at him. “I will run this conduit from the ships to a power junction to help boost the energy stores. Then we should be able to re-activate the fabricator.”
Keffa stared at him long enough that it made Jen feel uncomfortable on Xayn’s behalf, although it clearly didn’t have the same effect on the Saurian, who gave her the V’Straki rendition of a thumbs-up. Jen was fairly sure that Askit had taught him that move, and only because he’d found it terribly amusing to watch other people suffer through.
“I was talking about the Deathworlds,” Keffa informed Xayn once they’d reached peak-thumb. “Jen’s mission was to map them out for human occupation, but it seems like they’re all either occupied or a total fucking mess.”
The V’Straki cocked his head, an expression that indicated considered thought, and appeared to purr. They had eventually learned that this is what it looked like when he was having an idea he liked. “Given time, the Hierarchy would destroy these Deathworlds. Why not take these creatures and press them into willing service against their would-be slaughterers? The Hierarchy would never expect it… our victory would be glorious!”
Xayn burst out laughing with the ‘kah kah kah’ sound that was about as full-bellied as he could manage. Keffa raised an eyebrow as she traded glances with Jen, and shrugged. “It’s got a certain poetry to it.”
“Poetic, maybe,” Jen conceded, “but we’d surely develop a certain fame if they heard about it back on Earth. Do you have any idea how many people would be jumping up and down about ‘cultural contamination’, or ‘Western Imperialism’ if we started in on that? Christ… just thinking about it does my head in.”
Keffa shrugged again. “We can just tell ‘em to go fuck themselves. What would Adrian do?”
Jen rolled her eyes. “Doing whatever the fuck we feel like isn’t a good way forward, Keffa. Agwar is still totally inaccessible to us, and I’ve not a doubt in my mind where the blame for that can be placed.”
“So we’re not assembling a hodge-podge, mixed-species team of questionable characters?” asked Darragh, stepping in from the stairwell. “Shame… I was looking forward to calling myself Starlord.”
Xayn regarded him and nodded. “It would fit.”
“You were eavesdropping?” Jen asked, before gesturing towards Xayn. “And why does he know it fits?”
“First of all, you’re both being very mean,” Darragh replied, looking pointedly at the two of them, “and I got him some ‘top shelf human entertainment’ on my last trip to a proper station.”
“It was mostly mating videos,” Xayn noted. “I have learned that females receive many favours in exchange for such rights, along with many other useful things.”
Darragh reddened slightly at the looks he received from his fellow humans. “Yes, well, they didn’t have a table of contents, and I was too stupid to check it first. Anyway, I don’t see how I’m eavesdropping when you’ve all got the volume dialled up. I was just having a chat with the boss about how lonely it is around here.”
Jen frowned. It was hard to know whether Darragh was talking about the general sense of isolation—the hab-station was clearly intended for more than the six of them—or Chir’s emotional state after they’d returned time-cloned Layla back to where she’d called home. It had been there that he’d discovered the version he knew and cared about had never survived the return journey. He hadn’t taken it well, and Layla had taken it even worse, and things had just settled into a simmering pot of emotional turmoil ever since. Yet another reason to keep going out and exploring.
“And?” Keffa prompted. “I assume you’re going somewhere with this story?”
“And he agreed that we should be looking at allowing settlers,” Darragh finished. “We’ve got a lot of space, and a lot of work to do, but there’s a lot of money to be had out here if you know how to get it, and opportunity to put the screws on the Hierarchy if we’re careful.”
“And you happen to know how to make a lot of money?” Keffa asked sceptically. The judgement was reasonable; it was painfully clear that Darragh had never made a lot of money.
“No, but I know somebody who does,” Darragh replied.
“Yes,” Xayn said, bobbing his head in agreement. “Human males will often pay in exchange for mating rights.”
Keffa looked like she was about to hit the Saurian, and Jen felt much the same way. Darragh had the good sense to take a step back, and picked the right side. “Xayn!” he exclaimed. “You can’t say that sort of thing to women! They’re not prostitutes!”
Somehow Darragh’s defence actually made Jen even more annoyed. “And we’re not going to be, either!” she added sharply. “I’m fairly sure he’s talking about the Corti.”
“Yes,” Darragh confirmed, looking relieved. “I mean… obviously he’s a notorious criminal, but so is everyone else here. He’s also a notorious criminal who can make our station legitimate.”
Jen had trouble seeing that happening. “And the Dominion will just forget about all our crimes? It seems unlikely. As does the chance that people will actually come to live here.”
“That was my view as well,” said Chir, emerging from behind Darragh and startling him in the process. “But there is an opportunity here as well.”
“Which is?” Jen asked.
Chir gestured to… well, everything. “Ark may be difficult to get to, and it may be remote, but we do have unfettered access to Deathworlds and a large number of other locations that do not officially exist. You named this place, I recall, after a mythological water-vessel tasked with preserving the existence of life on Earth, just as you want to preserve these Deathworlders against the Hierarchy. The six of us can’t manage that alone, and I’m not inclined to start abducting primitive specimens of… whatever. We need to look at other options. I think I’ve found some.”
They waited, allowing Chir his moment of dramatic pause. He eventually broke into a cunning grin, bringing to mind a black-furred fox, and continued. “It may not be quite what you’re proposing—bringing primitive creatures into our group could only end in disaster—but it does fall in line with your intent. This station was built by the Yarmyek League in the days of their decline, far out of their claimed space. It is my belief—although it is merely an educated guess—that they had intended this place as a safeguard against their final collapse. They never had the opportunity to use it, but that doesn’t mean we can’t see out their purpose. There are no fewer than four species in late-stage decline in the galaxy, and it is my intention that we should save them, by force if necessary.”
“You think the Hierarchy is behind that as well?” Keffa asked, arching an eyebrow. “Have we seen evidence of that?”
“We know that they can control people through implants,” said Chir, “and these species lean heavily on them. I am tasking you, Keffa and Darragh, with getting us a breeding population of each.”
“What about their implants?” Keffa asked. “If the Hierarchy gets wind of what we’re up to…”
“Askit will be joining you,” he revealed. “He has almost completed his anti-Hierarchy cyber-solution, so you’ll leave once he’s got it working across the entire station. He can install a local copy on the ship while you’re travelling.”
“So ideally, they won’t know a thing,” Darragh concluded. “That’s a good plan. Simple, and workable, and these colonists are unlikely to want to run off somewhere else when they realise what’s actually been happening.”
Jen nodded along. “And what about me? I’ve got work to do with my surveys. That’s got to be done if I’m to remain in the good books with Earth… especially with what happened on Agwar.”
Chir shook his head. “You’ll need to delay that. I’m aware that Xayn and I are an unstoppable force, but it’s a big station and we could use another set of hands in getting it ready. There’ll be a need for more water, more food, and more raw materials. I think you can get most of that down on the planet, but you may need to go further afield.”
It would all be further afield. Jen had been down to the planet exactly once, and had decided against ever going back. A human could survive there, but they would be far from happy with the combination of heavy, humid air, blasting winds, and mountainous, crashing waves. Going elsewhere would be less convenient in the short term, but there was plenty of water-ice floating around if you knew where to look.
“Easy done,” she replied. It was likely to be laborious, unforgiving work even with the help of technology, although those tools were the only thing that made it a one-person job in the first place. Even so, it seemed like it was more suitable for someone with Adrian’s build, and not a slip of an Irish girl, even if she did figure herself strong for her size. Yet another reason to wish he was still amongst them, rather than stuck in some kind of persistent spatial anomaly. The best she could hope for was that, instead of getting into his usual amount of trouble—or being killed in an exploding ship—he’d been able to find a group of Agwarens and convince them he was some kind of deity. After her own turn at it, there was a circularity to the concept that seemed to fit nicely, and made the fact that they’d abandoned him seem a little less terrible.
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THE DASTASJI, UPPER TROPOSPHERE OF UNNAMED TERRESTRIAL PLANET
Kama
Shift change was always welcome, provided it was your shift that was ending. That was not the case for Kama and his team, who’d spent the last day-cycle preparing for their deployment to the planet, so that the costly mistakes of others could be learned from. There was a reason that they’d established a ground camp and kept the Dastasji drifting amongst the clouds, and it had nothing to do with tactics; Kama had grown up in the jungled southlands of the continent, and life had been harsh, but there’d never been anything like what he’d seen in this place. With its aggressive vegetation, and psychotic giant fauna, the planet was nightmare enough, but the enemy had raised an army of bizarre creatures that were well adapted to the environment, and that didn’t even cover the primitives whose tactics were sufficient to warrant wariness. Then there was the other thing, the predator, and that alone was reason to employ the nuclear option from orbit. Unfortunately, without the systematic annihilation of the whole planet, they could never be sure the problem was solved. Drones, along with boots on the ground, was the only solution likely to yield results.
He looked around at his team of red-chips as they checked their equipment one last time before the ‘drop. It was how they kept their focus on the job, and off the awful dread of what was to come. As the sole survivor of his previous expedition, Kama had been selected as guide for his next, under the direct command of Squad Leader Razen, but there was no distracting himself from the memories of his last journey to the planet. He was therefore the first to stand to attention when Razen stepped into the excursion chamber.
Razen nodded to him before taking his place at the front of the room. “We have been given the go-ahead,” he announced. “Drop is in [five minutes]. Everything is loaded into the pod?”
He received the affirmation from all twelve members of his expeditionary force, and indicated that this was as he expected. “We are to receive our briefing on the surface. Get locked into your seats.”
He stepped aside to allow Kama and the others the room needed to file into the drop pod and take up a position on one of the troop stations. Kama took his seat and drew the belts into place—mostly unnecessary unless the kinetics failed—before connecting the weapons-feed to his visor. Sensing that the connection had been made, the visor automatically switched from augmented reality to full immersion, giving Kama the sensory input provided by his designated cannon. The weapons systems were, for the most part, fully-automatic, and the drop-pod was heavily gunned so that when it made its descent the enemy would suffer an unrelenting cannonade. With the typical V’Straki mistrust of automated technology, each member of the crew could take over any number of the guns at any time. It wasn’t something that Kama had ever needed to do, outside of training, so for the most part he treated the experience as a particularly vivid overview of the situation below.
If not for this system, he would never have noticed the drop pod beginning to fall away from the Dastasji. In line with standard practice he tested taking control of his designated turret and returning it to automatic operation, after which he settled in for the rest of the drop. For a long while the clouds formed an unbroken floor of white below them, followed by a few moments of opaque grey, and then the familiar viridian landscape burst into view. The thick forest swept outwards in every direction, deceptively peaceful from above, while Threshold—the name of their operational base—lay directly below, surrounded by a circle of blackened terrain. It was the second such base; the original had been a hasty construction intended for fact-finding missions, and had been utterly overwhelmed by the rapidly growing vegetation. Threshold was a permanent structure, an elevated, heavily fortified construction that overlooked the burned wasteland. Expendable drones, armed with burner-beams, roamed the designated area, ensuring that nothing—flora, fauna, or enemy combatant—could cross. Thus far it had been greatly successful, but it remained the only success for the operation.
The rapid drop slowed only at the last moment as kinetics fired off, raising a whirl of dust from the open ground inside the compound. The drop-pod for the previous team shot upwards at the exact same moment, thereby completing the exchange.
“We are down,” Razen reported. It wasn’t strictly necessary—the computers could communicate without issue—but it was an extra precaution against alien interference with the computer systems.
The visor feed cut out, and Kama unplugged along with everyone else, proceeding in single-file out of the drop-pod and heading towards the briefing room; there’d be no rest for them until they’d finished their first day mission.
Razen was last into the room, and entered in the company of Ground Commander Ekkel, who looked them over appraisingly as he took up position at the lectern.
“Welcome to Strife,” Ekkel began, as he had when he’d greeted Kama’s first team; someone had come up with the name on the first deployment, and it had stuck. “For some of you this will be your first deployment. For others”—he looked at Kama—“it will be a return to a nightmare. You will all have heard stories… they do not do justice to the reality. It is vitally important that you all remain on high alert when outside these walls, and keep your atmo-filters engaged—the whole planet has been infected by some sort of extreme bio-weapon, and everything you meet will be as aggressive as it is big and hungry.”
He turned to Razen, who proceeded with the briefing from there. “We have been tasked with a sweep of Sector Six. We know the area is inhabited by two tribes of primitive sapients, but they have also been infected, and are to be exterminated on sight. There are several major crash-sites in sector six, none of which have yet been mapped, let alone cleared. Our objective is to clear the nearest crash site at Point Aleph.”
“Other known hostiles in the area include the forces of the Artificial Intelligence,” Ekkel continued, switching the vid-screen to display multiple images of a large, bug-like creature that reminded Kama strongly of the Igraens. “You are the first force to know of this, as Medician Takkid has only just given us the confirmation, but there is a clear genetic link to the Igraens. We believe this may indicate a relationship between our quarry and the Igraen Alliance, so be careful.”
“They are heavily armed, and are modified with advanced weaponry of unknown design,” Razen resumed. “Autopsies back up theories formed from their observed behaviour: they function as though they are a hive mind.”
Kama raised his hand, and waited for Razen to acknowledge him before speaking. “Can that be used against them? If they are in communication, it must be possible to disrupt that communication.”
Razen and Ekkel traded a glance.
“That is our hope,” Razen confirmed. “We are still waiting on the engineers to produce a working dampener.”
The image switched to another, this time an autopsy of some kind of beast, with a particular focus on the skull. Where there should have been a brain, there was something else, and the sense of revulsion ran through all present.
“These are also derived from the Igraen gene-pool,” Razen continued with undisguised disgust. “A parasite. It consumes the brain to control the body.”
The picture switched once more, this time to the autopsy of a V’Straki trooper. Kama recognised the face of Rekt, who’d gone missing on the first day of his previous expedition. Once again there was no brain, only the same hideous creature. Razen waited for the murmurings to settle before he continued. “We are not immune to their predations. This trooper was identified as Rekt, son of Vadin, and the parasite was able to trick the guards into believing it was still our trooper. Thankfully our genetic scanners made up for their error, or the infiltration would have gone unnoticed. All of us undertake daily blood-scans while on-base, as well as when we check-in.”
“No exceptions,” Ekkel added, although Kama couldn’t imagine anybody refusing after what they’d just seen. Making it explicit, however, meant that he had just given himself the authority to immediately execute anyone who disobeyed.
“Some of you will have heard about another creature,” Razen continued. “Let me assure you that you have enough to worry about without giving credence to rumours. There is no reason to suspect that there is any such thing as a ‘predator’ in the area. Remember that we V’Straki are the strongest species to evolve on a high-threat world, and that we alone have access to advanced tactical equipment. Our enemy is a rampaging eco-system and the desperate remains of an Artificial Intelligence, and provided we remain vigilant we have nothing to fear.”
Ekkel nodded, switching the vid-screen off. “Assemble in the yard. Except you, Trooper Kama. You remain with us for a moment longer.”
Kama hissed out a sigh as he watched his fellow expeditionary troops exit the briefing room, many of them casting suspicious glances back at him as they left. When he turned back he found Razen and Ekkel far closer, and Razen gripped him by the shoulder with a vice-like grip.
“I am aware of your… encounter on your last visit,” Ekkel said. “You met it… the predator creature.”
“I did,” Kama confirmed, unsure what this was about. He’d been given a full debriefing upon his return, and hadn’t held anything back. “Briefly.”
Ekkel looked down at his data-pad. “You said it threw a piece of metal at you, then told you ‘the next one would be coming a lot faster’?”
“Ah, yes,” Kama said, clearing his throat. The retelling of the encounter had seemed ridiculous, especially when the creature hadn’t even looked physically formidable, but the fact was that it had also just killed two of his fellow red-chips with a sharp rock, and Kama had dropped his gun. “I took it as a request to leave.”
“It spoke in V’Straki?” Razen asked for verification. “Without the use of a communicator?”
“Yes,” said Kama, “but with mushy pronunciation.”
“It didn’t give you its name?” Ekkel pressed.
Kama shook his head. “We did not converse further. May I know what this is about?”
Razen looked to Ekkel, who briefly hesitated, then nodded his approval. Razen paused a moment, as though trying to find the words. “The most recent Expeditionary force eliminated a group of primitives. The primitives had a universal translator with them, and were able to talk to them.”
Kama cocked his head to the side; that was advanced technology, far beyond what a backwater world was capable of producing, and there was no good reason that it should have recognised V’Straki. “Was there an explanation?”
“They claimed it was a trade-good from a strange, white-skinned creature,” Ekkel told him. “The description matched yours, but they were able to give a name: Adrian Saunders.”
Kama shook his head in ignorance; the name meant nothing to him.
“The Artificial Intelligence mentioned the name to our illustrious Shiplord,” Ekkel explained. “It implied that our escape from the anomaly was somehow the intention of that individual, although we had no further knowledge at that time. Currently we believe it is an alien of immense power, responsible for freeing us and then causing the enduring spatial disruption that traps us here, though we do not know the nature of its association with the Artificial Intelligence.”
A feeling of dread crept over Kama, and not merely because the explanation suggested he’d escaped some kind of insane, god-level entity. The mere fact that it was being explained to him did not bode well. “Why tell me all this?”
“Because in the event that we encounter him, you are going to be in command,” Razen replied. “It will be your task to try and convince him to help us slay the Artificial Intelligence. We think it might feel kindly towards the natives, so perhaps you can arrange an understanding that they will be safest if our work is completed quickly.”
“I thought you just said the predator was not in Sector Six?” Kama noted, glancing between his two superiors.
“That was a lie,” Ekkel replied flatly. “Morale would be destroyed if they expected the predator. Ignorance is better.”
Previously, Kama would not have agreed to that. He would have protested, stating that it was always better for troopers to know what they were up against, so that they could pick their tactics ahead of time. This time, however, he understood the point: that in this world full of nightmares, the most terrifying thing knew who and what they were. Conversely, the most they knew about it was its name; somehow that didn’t seem like a fair match.
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The Shelter, Sector Six, Agwar Crash Zone
LAPHOR METMIN
It was easy to hear the Deathworlder return along the corridors; his gait was readily recognisable, and he moved through the dark ruins with an understanding of where he was going, so Laphor was ready with lantern and decontaminant when he arrived in the room set aside for that purpose. Like the rest of her mercenaries, she’d retained her vacuum suit—albeit with several patches that made it unsuitable for actual hard vacuum—to protect her against micro-organisms whenever they needed to interact with the outside world, or with the one of their number actually capable of both going out into it and coming back. The crashed Hunter cruiser, burned and broken, provided substantial protection for everyday purposes, and Adrian had even gotten some of the lights and doors working on a separate circuit, thereby creating ‘the Shelter’, but they still needed food, water, and a way off this shitty, void-damned planet.
“You’re later than you said,” was Laphor’s greeting as the human stepped into the room. “Thought you might be dead.”
He grinned at her like a wild thing, and she wondered if perhaps this planet’s madness was rubbing off on him. Rather than a retort, he pulled out a bag weighed down with vegetable matter—enough for eight local days amongst the mercenaries—and dropped it on the floor between them. Then he stripped down, stood there, and presented himself for decontamination.
Laphor acted without hesitation, activating the gas device that scrubbed everything it touched of dangerous bacteria. It wasn’t supposed to be used on living beings, but Adrian hadn’t known that when he’d used it the first time, and although it turned his exposed skin pink it apparently only made him tingle. That may have had more to do with the deadening of his nerves than actual Deathworlder resilience, but either way it didn’t seem capable of doing him lasting harm, and it needed to be done if the rest of them wanted to keep on living.
The mist cleared quickly, after which the Human Disaster re-clothed himself in the tattered remnants of his hardened vacuum suit and scratched at his hairy neck. “I tell you what, I need a fucking shave and then some.”
“I’ve never understood that about you,” Laphor replied. “Why remove hair that’s naturally there?”
He shrugged. “One of life’s great mysteries, I guess.”
Grabbing up the food supplies, he followed her into the interior of the Shelter where hungry mercenaries sat waiting. They eyed Adrian briefly, but their eyes were destined for the hefty bundle he was carrying.
“Finally,” grumbled Clor. “We thought you might be dead.”
“You’d be surprised how often I get that,” Adrian replied, putting the pile in between them all and grinning as they snatched up everything they could stuff in their mouths. “Rarely turns out well for those who say it.”
Clor paused mid-bite, taking his meaning. “Sorry… just, it gets to you, being cooped up in here. We’re thankful.”
“Why are you late?” Laphor asked. “Run into more trouble with the natives, or was it more Hunters?”
“I was keeping an eye on some V’Straki jackboots,” he replied grimly. “They hit an Agwaren village south-west of here, and executed them all.”
“They’re savages,” Laphor reminded him. “Not like the ones you’ve met previously.”
“They’re sick,” Adrian corrected. “They didn’t used to be like this, and they’re not monsters. When I met Xayn I had the feeling that maybe the great V’Straki empire might not be the friendliest lot, but this has confirmed that in spades.”
Laphor knew that, for whatever strange reason, the Deathworlder took extreme exception to people killing other people based on species, especially to the point of wiping out groups of them. In the wider galaxy, that was often a factor of war, but Adrian had such specific words for it—genocide and xenocide—that Laphor wondered if maybe humanity had dealt with the matters in its past. Either way it pissed him off, and it was a good thing that he only stayed with them for brief intervals between supply runs and reconnaissance.
“I’m surprised you didn’t try and kill them all,” Laphor replied simply. Armed with primitive weapons in addition to his fusion blades, Adrian was an extremely formidable force, but she hadn’t been sure how he’d fare against a properly armed group of Deathworlders. The answer had proven to be ‘extremely effectively’, and there’d been no more V’Straki groups trekking through their area for a while.
He grimaced. “Needed to get back to you.”
“Thank you for that,” she replied, genuinely grateful; she wasn’t ignorant that they’d be long dead without his help. “Are you going out again to hunt them down?”
“No,” he said, surprising her. “It’d be rough-going to catch up with them, and their base is a fucking fortress like you wouldn’t believe.”
“You’re still going out though?” she inferred; the better part of an orbital cycle had taught her to spot his nuances, and that understanding had made things a lot easier.
He nodded as she’d known he would. “There’s probably some survivors… even if they’re only a few hunters who were out when the rest of the tribe was getting murdered. They’ll want to know what happened, and who to blame.”
“They won’t attack you again?” Laphor asked. She’d not seen one of these creatures personally, but Adrian’s descriptions had her picturing a massive, lumbering beast twice as large as him in every way. They’d taken him for a monster at first sight, and had tried to kill him—by his own admission, they were considerably stronger than him—but what they had in muscle they’d lacked in speed, agility, and tenacity. Adrian had come back bruised and bloody, but somehow alive, and until today the natives had decided against further attacks. “They might think it was you!”
He shook his head. “It’s pretty fucking clear whose work it is, and they’re not dumb enough to miss those clues.”
“Still…” Laphor began.
“Still,” he continued, patting the hilt of his fusion sword, “I’ll be ready if they try anything stupid.”
Laphor recognised the futility of further argument, and that would have to be good enough. She took up one of the leaves, a thick and succulent type that grew like plates jutting from the trunks of larger trees. Sweet, nutritious, and full of water, they made an excellent snack, and Adrian had even assembled a contraption intended to transform the natural sugars into cleaning product. What he used it for she was uncertain, but when asked how well it worked he’d replied ‘fucking great’, and that had been the end of it.
With her own hunger satisfied, she turned to the terminal they’d assembled from parts found around the crashed cruiser, and scavenged by Adrian from other vessels nearby. It ran on a stripped-down computer core, powered by the most basic of generators, and the vid-screen was suspended by loops of power conduit. Laphor suspected that they couldn’t have done better if they’d purposefully built it to resemble how she felt about her life.
“So,” she said, bringing up the map of the area, “give us an idea of what you saw.”
Salvaged from the cruiser’s records, the map was wildly out of date, showing the forest and field that had existed just prior to the crash. They’d marked in the locations of crashed ships, where the native tribes were settled, and where Adrian had encountered V’Straki and Hunter alike. To nobody’s surprise he pointed at the southern settlement, tapping the screen so that it swung gently back and forth until he stopped it.
“There,” he said, then moved his finger further south. “The V’Straki moved off directly towards their base after finishing the job.”
“What did they have with them?” Laphor asked. “Standard drones and equipment?”
They’d already established that the creatures were well-resourced, possessing access to surveillance and hunter-seeker drones in addition to their own lightweight outfits. Adrian had killed a pair of them, proving that the outfits were not intended to protect against a heavy rock being slammed into the skull, but had forgone claiming any of it. He had reasoned that they might be able to track it—a concern that Laphor had not even considered until he’d mentioned it—and had considered secrecy a better defence than a handful of weapons. That argument, combined with how easily he’d overpowered the two V’Straki soldiers, led her to agree.
“You should rest before you leave,” she suggested. “Or at least have something to eat.”
He shook his head at the pile of food. “That’s for you… I ate before I got here. Rest, though…”
He looked towards the corridor that led into the area they’d claimed for residence, seemed to suck on his teeth, and nodded. He’d looked half-dead ever since they’d arrived, but somehow he’d kept on going—part of that Deathworlder tenacity, no doubt—but there were limits for even the Human Disaster, and the signs were all there. “Yeah… that’d be for the best. It’ll be night soon anyway.”
He’d never explained that in full, but it was enough to know that he didn’t like his chances at night any more than the rest of them did. She imagined that even when he was away for days at a time, he would always find a place to hide in until sunrise. Hide only, though, because it seemed like he saved sleeping for the safety of the shelter.
Watching him slouch off towards his sleeping chamber, Laphor wondered how much longer they could all go on this way. Not long, she thought; one way or another it would all inevitably come to an end.
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2016.11.18 17:51 TheElderSproles /r/nfl subreddit stats

Period: 363.88 days
Submissions Comments
Total 999 617848
Rate (per day) 2.75 1691.16
Unique Redditors 598 77072
Combined Score 2653846 17867526

Top Submitters' Top Submissions

  1. 90587 points, 35 submissions: Jux_
    1. Antonio Brown: "Have a safe 4th of July and show up to work tomorrow with the same amount of fingers as the last time they saw you" (4657 points, 297 comments)
    2. Rex Ryan on Brady: One of these days I keep thinking if I stay in this division long enough that dude will retire (4433 points, 1026 comments)
    3. DaSilva: Brock Osweiler has been a $72 million disaster for the Texans (4129 points, 1899 comments)
    4. Chargers, Bosa agree to 4 year contract (4067 points, 1687 comments)
    5. Will Carroll: "Trainers may have saved [Bridgewater's] leg and career by quick action." (3503 points, 963 comments)
    6. This is apparently what the Titans send to season ticket holders (3131 points, 743 comments)
    7. Trevor Siemian will be Broncos' starting quarterback (3128 points, 1035 comments)
    8. In case you wanted to know, Alfred Morris is still driving that 1991 Mazda he bought for $2. (3125 points, 572 comments)
    9. Major Upheaval Continues on ESPN NFL Coverage: Cris Carter, Ray Lewis Out; Randy Moss In (3002 points, 1312 comments)
    10. NFL Owner: chance of Raiders moving to Las Vegas "is now 50 percent—and maybe as high as 75." (2861 points, 1298 comments)
  2. 67800 points, 26 submissions: NFL_Mod
    1. Von Miller named Super Bowl MVP for SB50 (4804 points, 1756 comments)
    2. Round 2 - Pick 28: Roberto Aguayo, K, Florida State (Tampa Bay Buccaneers) (4752 points, 1420 comments)
    3. Post Game Thread: Green Bay Packers (10-6) at Arizona Cardinals (13-3) (3826 points, 7664 comments)
    4. Game Thread: Carolina Panthers (0-0) at Denver Broncos (0-0) (3752 points, 36753 comments)
    5. Post Game Thread: Seattle Seahawks (4-1) at Arizona Cardinals (3-3) (3302 points, 3953 comments)
    6. Post Game Thread: Pittsburgh Steelers (10-6) at Cincinnati Bengals (12-4) (3291 points, 10902 comments)
    7. Post Game Thread: Seattle Seahawks (10-6) at Minnesota Vikings (11-5) (3114 points, 7321 comments)
    8. Game Thread: Carolina Panthers (15-1) at Denver Broncos (12-4) (1st Quarter) (3096 points, 17988 comments)
    9. Post Game Discussion Thread: Carolina Panthers (15-1) at Denver Broncos (12-4) (2866 points, 12574 comments)
    10. Post Game Thread: New England Patriots (12-4) at Denver Broncos (12-4) (2605 points, 5628 comments)
  3. 60807 points, 24 submissions: Jobbe03
    1. Vikings released K Blair Walsh (4050 points, 1231 comments)
    2. Tom Coughlin has been fired (3720 points, 1869 comments)
    3. Buffalo Bills firing OC Greg Roman, per league sources. Roman was NFL's top paid OC. (3319 points, 1618 comments)
    4. Browns have benched Manziel. Team announces McCown is the starter. (3231 points, 3080 comments)
    5. Justin Tuck has decided to retire (3231 points, 555 comments)
    6. Report: Greg Hardy arrested for drug possession (3197 points, 751 comments)
    7. Tennessee finalizing deal for Eagles RB DeMarco Murray, league sources tell ESPN. Trade expected to be complete for new league year Weds (3183 points, 1496 comments)
    8. Adam Schefter on Twitter: "Cleveland is expected to reach agreement with former Redskins' QB Robert Griffin III today, per team source. Griffin III to be a Brown." (3105 points, 1105 comments)
    9. Steelers have ruled out WR Antonio Brown. (3086 points, 2038 comments)
    10. RB Arian Foster is signing with the #Dolphins, source said. (2630 points, 605 comments)
  4. 57837 points, 21 submissions: PotRoastBoobs
    1. Browns say they're putting Robert Griffin III on injured reserve with a shoulder injury. (4416 points, 2313 comments)
    2. The Patriots have done extensive preparation over the past few days to get WR Julian Edelman ready as the backup QB. It may actually happen (4117 points, 1263 comments)
    3. Blockbuster deal: Patriots traded LB Jamie Collins to Cleveland for a compensatory third-round pick, sources tell ESPN. (3800 points, 2909 comments)
    4. Eddie Lacy is reportedly up to the same weight as last year, about 30 pounds over where the Packers want him. (3703 points, 1311 comments)
    5. The advice DeMarco Murray gave Ezekiel Elliott: "Be at Jason Witten's side, everywhere he goes, everything he does. Watch, listen, do the same" (3697 points, 763 comments)
    6. Best selling NFL jerseys by state, according to the last six months of data from Dicks Sporting Goods (3680 points, 1810 comments)
    7. Jaguars 1st-round pick Jalen Ramsey has suffered a knee injury, source said. Characterized now as a small meniscus tear. 2nd opinion coming (3108 points, 1015 comments)
    8. Carson Wentz named starter for Week 1 by HC Doug Pederson. So there it is. (3056 points, 1481 comments)
    9. LB Sean Weatherspoon was moving and found a lost game check for $138,235 (2877 points, 646 comments)
    10. Giants say they've released Josh Brown. (2749 points, 805 comments)
  5. 45924 points, 18 submissions: HaruSoul
    1. Bill Belichick: "I'm a football coach. I'm not a doctor ... They don't call plays, I don't do surgeries. We have a great deal here." (4345 points, 736 comments)
    2. Peyton Manning is the only QB to take multiple teams to the Super Bowl multiple times (4197 points, 2638 comments)
    3. Joey Bosa missed the first four weeks of the season, but he already leads all rookie defensive lineman with 14 pressures. (3810 points, 950 comments)
    4. Brandon Marshall bet Antonio Brown who'll have more yards this season. If he does he gets AB's Rolls Royce, if not AB gets Porche. (3318 points, 864 comments)
    5. KC S Eric Berry, diagnosed with Hodgkin’s Lymphoma in late 2014 and posted All-NFL season in 2015, is PFWA's NFL Comeback Player of the Year (3234 points, 241 comments)
    6. Josh's 5-year, $75M deal with the Redskins includes $50M in guarantees, source said. (2807 points, 2094 comments)
    7. When told Greg Hardy is an available pass rusher, John Harbaugh said, "Greg Hardy? He won't be a Raven, I can tell you that." (2780 points, 1123 comments)
    8. Terrell Suggs on possibility Ben Roethlisberger won't play: "don't fall for that. His big Ass will be out there." (2441 points, 476 comments)
    9. NFL's Twitter account was hacked. Roger Goodell is working away. (2315 points, 641 comments)
    10. Ryan Fitzpatrick earns lowest QB grade ever in Chiefs loss (2217 points, 555 comments)
  6. 44448 points, 18 submissions: rhydon_my_steelix
    1. Cam Newton is the only NFL player with at least five rushing touchdowns in each of the last five seasons. Not the only QB. The only player. (4467 points, 1359 comments)
    2. Wade Phillips on Belichick: my dad said one time, 'Belichick can take his team and beat yours, but could also take your team and beat his.' (3576 points, 1066 comments)
    3. Eric Reid on Tom Brady: If I can get my hands on one of his balls, that will be huge. (Pause.) That didn't sound very good. Don't quote that (3343 points, 238 comments)
    4. Schefter: Johnny Manziel's agent has parted ways with him (3248 points, 1639 comments)
    5. None of the Falcons 2012 draft picks are in the NFL (3196 points, 638 comments)
    6. There are now only 11 NFL teams with a winning record, the fewest entering Week 11 since 1990. (2659 points, 1067 comments)
    7. BB on Chandler Jones' usage vs Chiefs: "I can just Xerox you a copy of the game plan, send it over to KC. Might be easier for all of us." (2614 points, 714 comments)
    8. Acee: NFL commissioner Roger Goodell just said it appears San Diego will not be able to present a viable plan in time to keep the Chargers. (2335 points, 1731 comments)
    9. The current Patriots' playoff roster has only 1 player on offense that was drafted in the 1st round... Steven Jackson - Rams 2004 (2317 points, 650 comments)
    10. Carr to Mack after the game: "I see why they took you before me" (2096 points, 534 comments)
  7. 39832 points, 15 submissions: Somali_Pir8
    1. Jared Allen is retiring (3970 points, 762 comments)
    2. This will be the first Colts-Broncos game without Peyton Manning involved since Week 5, 1993, when John Elway was the Broncos starting QB (3673 points, 489 comments)
    3. NFL has pulled Pete Morelli's crew from next Monday's Dallas-Washington game due to errors in the Cardinals-49ers game. (3660 points, 1549 comments)
    4. Los Angeles Rams will be featured on HBO's 'Hard Knocks' (3618 points, 680 comments)
    5. Adam Schefter on Twitter: "And now Drew Rosenhaus officially has terminated Johnny Manziel, making him second agent in two months to fire the talented and troubled QB." (3108 points, 1493 comments)
    6. Former Vikings and Cardinals coach Dennis Green died early this morning after suffering cardiac arrest (3084 points, 558 comments)
    7. 538: The Panthers Are The Worst Team To Ever Start 11-0 (2535 points, 1086 comments)
    8. Johnny Manziel’s 2nd agent this off-season, Drew Rosenhaus, informed Manziel either he gets treatment or he no longer will represent him. (2503 points, 548 comments)
    9. Can I Kick It? By Marquette King (2070 points, 358 comments)
    10. RG3 cleaning out locker, says he's got nothing to say today. Shakes head no when asked if bitter. Polite; just guarded. (2051 points, 852 comments)
  8. 38082 points, 16 submissions: Chibears85
    1. The New York Jets have been eliminated from playoff contention (3986 points, 1462 comments)
    2. The Buffalo Bills have been eliminated from playoff contention (3507 points, 941 comments)
    3. Round 6 - Pick 180: Minnesota Vikings Select: Moritz Boehringer, WR, GER (3298 points, 882 comments)
    4. No NFL Team can be eliminated from playoff contention this week making it the longest the NFL has gone without eliminating a team since 2006. (2835 points, 580 comments)
    5. Brett Favre asked Mike McCarthy if he could play the first series in tomorrows preseason game. (2650 points, 563 comments)
    6. Manning when asked if he would retire a Bronco or a Colt, "I'm retiring today as a Univ. of Tennessee graduate who played for the Colts and the Broncos" (2609 points, 496 comments)
    7. Denver could see up to 6 inches of snow during Sunday's Patriots @ Broncos game (2497 points, 669 comments)
    8. Round 6 - Pick 210: Detroit Lions Select: Jimmy Landes, LS, Baylor (2215 points, 285 comments)
    9. The Chicago Bears have been eliminated from playoff contention (2045 points, 527 comments)
    10. The Houston Texans have clinched the AFC South (1927 points, 611 comments)
  9. 25896 points, 11 submissions: TheFencingCoach
    1. Marshawn Lynch is headed overseas to teach football, this time in Africa (3273 points, 342 comments)
    2. Jeff Fisher on the Rams' "Color Rush" uniform: "I'm glad it's not baseball, where I have to wear the uniform as well." (3079 points, 760 comments)
    3. Schefter: Romo - not Jerry Jones, not Jason Garrett - declared Dak Prescott deserves QB job. (2871 points, 862 comments)
    4. Kuechly: "People ask me, "What happened to your defense?" Drew Brees happened to our defense. That's what happened." (2701 points, 1108 comments)
    5. Schefter: Redskins to give out ‘You Like That?!’ rally towels at Sunday’s playoff game (2635 points, 841 comments)
    6. Carson Palmer named PFF's MVP of 2015 (2137 points, 733 comments)
    7. Belichick on firing O-line coach: “Dave’s contract is up” (2026 points, 552 comments)
    8. J.J. Watt says he'll stop playing when he's no longer one of the best in the NFL (1810 points, 525 comments)
    9. [OC] A collection of utterly stupid things anonymous NFL scouts have said (1802 points, 1161 comments)
    10. G Alex Boone says he thought Vikings still had one more year playing outdoors; he was "heartbroken" to learn new stadium opened this year. (1785 points, 608 comments)
  10. 25853 points, 8 submissions: SenatorIncitatus
    1. Kelly to coach 49ers (4859 points, 3035 comments)
    2. Chip Kelly says Colin Kaepernick will start at quarterback for #49ers this week (3916 points, 1744 comments)
    3. 2nd circuit denied Tom Brady's request for rehearing this morning. Appears the 4 game suspension will stick. (3852 points, 2986 comments)
    4. Panthers announce they've rescinded the franchise tag from Josh Norman. He's a free agent. (3493 points, 2190 comments)
    5. Larry Fitzgerald career drops (2954 points, 606 comments)
    6. Jason Pierre-Paul's Firework Safety PSA - be safe this weekend everyone (2579 points, 366 comments)
    7. Everyone loves long snappers: asked who was the best of all time, Belichick says "DeOssie changed the game." (2484 points, 330 comments)
    8. Regular season MVP hasn't won Super Bowl since Kurt Warner in 1999 (1716 points, 216 comments)

Top Commenters

  1. Super_Nerd92 (86218 points, 820 comments)
  2. TheElderSproles (72623 points, 251 comments)
  3. Snapple_A_Day (68317 points, 448 comments)
  4. Jux_ (66366 points, 459 comments)
  5. LutzExpertTera (46214 points, 163 comments)
  6. fear865 (45397 points, 370 comments)
  7. JaguarGator9 (44077 points, 214 comments)
  8. TheFencingCoach (42038 points, 216 comments)
  9. Flyers789 (41150 points, 228 comments)
  10. SenatorIncitatus (36571 points, 222 comments)
  11. CravingToast (33434 points, 217 comments)
  12. DCMurphy (32696 points, 609 comments)
  13. ImEddieLacy (32040 points, 41 comments)
  14. FredSmoot21 (31471 points, 108 comments)
  15. BlindManBaldwin (31236 points, 501 comments)
  16. AndrewDEast (28916 points, 269 comments)
  17. natberhe (26422 points, 137 comments)
  18. the_glutton (25672 points, 226 comments)
  19. WhirledWorld (24501 points, 185 comments)
  20. Simpleton216 (24190 points, 236 comments)
  21. JohnWalllOfChina (24146 points, 35 comments)
  22. erldn123 (23913 points, 68 comments)
  23. Bartins (23646 points, 199 comments)
  24. unc54 (22834 points, 501 comments)
  25. icecreamdude (22535 points, 180 comments)
  26. cowboysfan88 (21767 points, 398 comments)
  27. MikeTysonChicken (21681 points, 274 comments)
  28. man2010 (21340 points, 440 comments)
  29. Bouzal (21300 points, 86 comments)
  30. SyphiliticMonk (21235 points, 308 comments)
  31. spekkke (21079 points, 323 comments)
  32. Fuck-The-Modz (20255 points, 112 comments)
  33. ImKirkCousins (19493 points, 35 comments)
  34. GhostfaceNoah (19169 points, 88 comments)
  35. BeardedGirl (19117 points, 161 comments)
  36. Barian_Fostate (19047 points, 93 comments)
  37. Bersinator (18583 points, 54 comments)
  38. Jobbe03 (18426 points, 139 comments)
  39. BlindWillieJohnson (18380 points, 280 comments)
  40. aceofspadez138 (17999 points, 262 comments)
  41. Loate (17435 points, 185 comments)
  42. advillious (17351 points, 140 comments)
  43. AaronRodgers16 (17116 points, 72 comments)
  44. IAmTyrodTaylor (17028 points, 23 comments)
  45. nastylep (16948 points, 178 comments)
  46. Number333 (16615 points, 44 comments)
  47. KushedCudi (16251 points, 89 comments)
  48. reality_czech (16198 points, 44 comments)
  49. mrmagoo512 (15581 points, 214 comments)
  50. 2busy2blizzy2 (15553 points, 270 comments)

Top Submissions

  1. Eli Manning's response when asked by a reporter if the Vikings "have his number" by kleindrive (6970 points, 1255 comments)
  2. Antonio Brown on fines: "“I don’t think excessive celebrating should cost more than guys hitting other guys in the helmet" by ForBritishEyes0nly (6146 points, 950 comments)
  3. The Rams are moving back to Los Angeles. by howinevrgotoverrobin (6054 points, 6449 comments)
  4. Chip Kelly fired by Sperethiel (6049 points, 5943 comments)
  5. The NFL may consider fewer commercials to help improve television ratings by helpmeredditimbored (6033 points, 1384 comments)
  6. @ESPNNFL The Los Angeles Rams have still not scored a point since Dec. 24, 1994. by dpcdomino (5919 points, 1186 comments)
  7. Patriots get shut out for first time since 2006, and first time at home since 1993 by ContemplativeJoey (5805 points, 2050 comments)
  8. NFL fans deserve better than Phil Simms at the Super Bowl by sfitz0076 (5802 points, 2291 comments)
  9. Cam Newton gave TD ball to kid in Panthers jersey. The kid then took off his panthers jersey to reveal a saints jersey. by Bouzal (5799 points, 780 comments)
  10. The NFL is attempting to legislate joy out of its game. Maybe it should stop. by monkee67 (5789 points, 2677 comments)

Top Comments

  1. 5435 points: JaguarGator9's comment in NFL Roast of the: Cleveland Browns (5/32)
  2. 5201 points: SenorVasura's comment in Eli Manning's response when asked by a reporter if the Vikings "have his number"
  3. 5028 points: AWildSketchAppeared's comment in Game Thread: Carolina Panthers (15-1) at Denver Broncos (12-4) (1st Quarter)
  4. 4854 points: Drivezy's comment in Marshawn Lynch on Twitter: ✌🏿
  5. 4770 points: smallgiantman's comment in Post Game Thread: Seattle Seahawks (4-1) at Arizona Cardinals (3-3)
  6. 4766 points: DocsPillRush's comment in NFL Roast of the: Seattle Seahawks (30/32)
  7. 4643 points: Not_Sure23's comment in Browns say they're putting Robert Griffin III on injured reserve with a shoulder injury.
  8. 4563 points: 00XFACTOR00's comment in Giants DE Owa Odighizuwa was fined $12,154 for pretending to take a picture of S Landon Collins after his pick-6 on Sunday.
  9. 4552 points: BOOM_hehehe's comment in Eagles have been informed Sam Bradford wants to be traded and he will not be showing up for their off-season program any longer, per source.
  10. 4541 points: deleted's comment in Post Game Thread: New England Patriots (12-4) at Denver Broncos (12-4)
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2016.11.18 08:17 subreddit_stats Subreddit Stats: NFL top posts from 2015-11-18 to 2016-11-16 11:33 PDT

Period: 363.88 days
Submissions Comments
Total 999 617848
Rate (per day) 2.75 1691.16
Unique Redditors 598 77072
Combined Score 2653846 17867526

Top Submitters' Top Submissions

  1. 90587 points, 35 submissions: Jux_
    1. Antonio Brown: "Have a safe 4th of July and show up to work tomorrow with the same amount of fingers as the last time they saw you" (4657 points, 297 comments)
    2. Rex Ryan on Brady: One of these days I keep thinking if I stay in this division long enough that dude will retire (4433 points, 1026 comments)
    3. DaSilva: Brock Osweiler has been a $72 million disaster for the Texans (4129 points, 1899 comments)
    4. Chargers, Bosa agree to 4 year contract (4067 points, 1687 comments)
    5. Will Carroll: "Trainers may have saved [Bridgewater's] leg and career by quick action." (3503 points, 963 comments)
    6. This is apparently what the Titans send to season ticket holders (3131 points, 743 comments)
    7. Trevor Siemian will be Broncos' starting quarterback (3128 points, 1035 comments)
    8. In case you wanted to know, Alfred Morris is still driving that 1991 Mazda he bought for $2. (3125 points, 572 comments)
    9. Major Upheaval Continues on ESPN NFL Coverage: Cris Carter, Ray Lewis Out; Randy Moss In (3002 points, 1312 comments)
    10. NFL Owner: chance of Raiders moving to Las Vegas "is now 50 percent—and maybe as high as 75." (2861 points, 1298 comments)
  2. 67800 points, 26 submissions: NFL_Mod
    1. Von Miller named Super Bowl MVP for SB50 (4804 points, 1756 comments)
    2. Round 2 - Pick 28: Roberto Aguayo, K, Florida State (Tampa Bay Buccaneers) (4752 points, 1420 comments)
    3. Post Game Thread: Green Bay Packers (10-6) at Arizona Cardinals (13-3) (3826 points, 7664 comments)
    4. Game Thread: Carolina Panthers (0-0) at Denver Broncos (0-0) (3752 points, 36753 comments)
    5. Post Game Thread: Seattle Seahawks (4-1) at Arizona Cardinals (3-3) (3302 points, 3953 comments)
    6. Post Game Thread: Pittsburgh Steelers (10-6) at Cincinnati Bengals (12-4) (3291 points, 10902 comments)
    7. Post Game Thread: Seattle Seahawks (10-6) at Minnesota Vikings (11-5) (3114 points, 7321 comments)
    8. Game Thread: Carolina Panthers (15-1) at Denver Broncos (12-4) (1st Quarter) (3096 points, 17988 comments)
    9. Post Game Discussion Thread: Carolina Panthers (15-1) at Denver Broncos (12-4) (2866 points, 12574 comments)
    10. Post Game Thread: New England Patriots (12-4) at Denver Broncos (12-4) (2605 points, 5628 comments)
  3. 60807 points, 24 submissions: Jobbe03
    1. Vikings released K Blair Walsh (4050 points, 1231 comments)
    2. Tom Coughlin has been fired (3720 points, 1869 comments)
    3. Buffalo Bills firing OC Greg Roman, per league sources. Roman was NFL's top paid OC. (3319 points, 1618 comments)
    4. Browns have benched Manziel. Team announces McCown is the starter. (3231 points, 3080 comments)
    5. Justin Tuck has decided to retire (3231 points, 555 comments)
    6. Report: Greg Hardy arrested for drug possession (3197 points, 751 comments)
    7. Tennessee finalizing deal for Eagles RB DeMarco Murray, league sources tell ESPN. Trade expected to be complete for new league year Weds (3183 points, 1496 comments)
    8. Adam Schefter on Twitter: "Cleveland is expected to reach agreement with former Redskins' QB Robert Griffin III today, per team source. Griffin III to be a Brown." (3105 points, 1105 comments)
    9. Steelers have ruled out WR Antonio Brown. (3086 points, 2038 comments)
    10. RB Arian Foster is signing with the #Dolphins, source said. (2630 points, 605 comments)
  4. 57837 points, 21 submissions: PotRoastBoobs
    1. Browns say they're putting Robert Griffin III on injured reserve with a shoulder injury. (4416 points, 2313 comments)
    2. The Patriots have done extensive preparation over the past few days to get WR Julian Edelman ready as the backup QB. It may actually happen (4117 points, 1263 comments)
    3. Blockbuster deal: Patriots traded LB Jamie Collins to Cleveland for a compensatory third-round pick, sources tell ESPN. (3800 points, 2909 comments)
    4. Eddie Lacy is reportedly up to the same weight as last year, about 30 pounds over where the Packers want him. (3703 points, 1311 comments)
    5. The advice DeMarco Murray gave Ezekiel Elliott: "Be at Jason Witten's side, everywhere he goes, everything he does. Watch, listen, do the same" (3697 points, 763 comments)
    6. Best selling NFL jerseys by state, according to the last six months of data from Dicks Sporting Goods (3680 points, 1810 comments)
    7. Jaguars 1st-round pick Jalen Ramsey has suffered a knee injury, source said. Characterized now as a small meniscus tear. 2nd opinion coming (3108 points, 1015 comments)
    8. Carson Wentz named starter for Week 1 by HC Doug Pederson. So there it is. (3056 points, 1481 comments)
    9. LB Sean Weatherspoon was moving and found a lost game check for $138,235 (2877 points, 646 comments)
    10. Giants say they've released Josh Brown. (2749 points, 805 comments)
  5. 45924 points, 18 submissions: HaruSoul
    1. Bill Belichick: "I'm a football coach. I'm not a doctor ... They don't call plays, I don't do surgeries. We have a great deal here." (4345 points, 736 comments)
    2. Peyton Manning is the only QB to take multiple teams to the Super Bowl multiple times (4197 points, 2638 comments)
    3. Joey Bosa missed the first four weeks of the season, but he already leads all rookie defensive lineman with 14 pressures. (3810 points, 950 comments)
    4. Brandon Marshall bet Antonio Brown who'll have more yards this season. If he does he gets AB's Rolls Royce, if not AB gets Porche. (3318 points, 864 comments)
    5. KC S Eric Berry, diagnosed with Hodgkin’s Lymphoma in late 2014 and posted All-NFL season in 2015, is PFWA's NFL Comeback Player of the Year (3234 points, 241 comments)
    6. Josh's 5-year, $75M deal with the Redskins includes $50M in guarantees, source said. (2807 points, 2094 comments)
    7. When told Greg Hardy is an available pass rusher, John Harbaugh said, "Greg Hardy? He won't be a Raven, I can tell you that." (2780 points, 1123 comments)
    8. Terrell Suggs on possibility Ben Roethlisberger won't play: "don't fall for that. His big Ass will be out there." (2441 points, 476 comments)
    9. NFL's Twitter account was hacked. Roger Goodell is working away. (2315 points, 641 comments)
    10. Ryan Fitzpatrick earns lowest QB grade ever in Chiefs loss (2217 points, 555 comments)
  6. 44448 points, 18 submissions: rhydon_my_steelix
    1. Cam Newton is the only NFL player with at least five rushing touchdowns in each of the last five seasons. Not the only QB. The only player. (4467 points, 1359 comments)
    2. Wade Phillips on Belichick: my dad said one time, 'Belichick can take his team and beat yours, but could also take your team and beat his.' (3576 points, 1066 comments)
    3. Eric Reid on Tom Brady: If I can get my hands on one of his balls, that will be huge. (Pause.) That didn't sound very good. Don't quote that (3343 points, 238 comments)
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    2. The Buffalo Bills have been eliminated from playoff contention (3507 points, 941 comments)
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    8. Round 6 - Pick 210: Detroit Lions Select: Jimmy Landes, LS, Baylor (2215 points, 285 comments)
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    9. [OC] A collection of utterly stupid things anonymous NFL scouts have said (1802 points, 1161 comments)
    10. G Alex Boone says he thought Vikings still had one more year playing outdoors; he was "heartbroken" to learn new stadium opened this year. (1785 points, 608 comments)
  10. 25853 points, 8 submissions: SenatorIncitatus
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    2. Chip Kelly says Colin Kaepernick will start at quarterback for #49ers this week (3916 points, 1744 comments)
    3. 2nd circuit denied Tom Brady's request for rehearing this morning. Appears the 4 game suspension will stick. (3852 points, 2986 comments)
    4. Panthers announce they've rescinded the franchise tag from Josh Norman. He's a free agent. (3493 points, 2190 comments)
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    6. Jason Pierre-Paul's Firework Safety PSA - be safe this weekend everyone (2579 points, 366 comments)
    7. Everyone loves long snappers: asked who was the best of all time, Belichick says "DeOssie changed the game." (2484 points, 330 comments)
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2016.06.17 01:00 Sommiel Often we do not realize the impact our own parents have on who we are as people until much later on. We will have that impact on our own children and it's scary!

I am not going to say that everything my parents did was right or good, but there were flashes of brilliance and outright flaming humanity that really influenced me.
When they dissolved into alcoholism and things went really wrong, I didn't realize until so much later and I was able to get over my bitterness that a lot of what they did when I was younger was really amazing. The realization was the second wave of what my mom always said, "what is important is in your heart."
When I was a kid, my mom was a Camp Fire Girl leader. My dad was heavily involved as well in camping activities and hauling the girls and all the crap around. My dad would busy himself setting up tents for the girls and building a fire, while my mom taught us how to cook over a campfire with plans that I knew (because I lived with them) took weeks of planning to come off effortlessly.
I knew that my mom and dad were very tender hearted and were always paying for the girls dues. What I didn't realize until I was a cub scout leader, the scope of what they did and why they did it.
I didn't realize that they would hit up every business (even customers at the office) around for donations to make sure that every girl had a sleeping bag to take camping and a mess kit.
I remember asking my mom why she pushed the candy sales so hard when I was a kid, and she told me that it was her goal to make sure every girl in her group got that reward trip. Once on the train to San Diego to Sea World, another year to Disneyland and it involved making sure that every girl sold 16 cartons. She told me that some of the girls had families that couldn't afford to go on their own and she wanted them to go with us. She very calmly told me that it might be the only chance that some girls had to go somewhere like this and not to mention it to anyone, that it would be our little secret.
Bless her heart, we had the top selling unit every year in the entire LA council.
This undertaking involved blackmailing all of the people in my parent's office into buying candy, all of their friends and everyone in the immediate neighborhood. The whole office was complicit, often selling to the customers. My mother would make sure all of her girls were in full uniforms with awards vests on, and haul us down to Wilshire Blvd. in LA to be there at 4 PM and get those hungry office workers streaming from office buildings with an impulse buy from an adorable Camp Fire Girl. For weeks, we worked up and down Wilshire on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Every year, every girl got to go and she made sure we had enough extra operating funds that every girl got a few bucks to buy a trinket to take home.
I was worried that some of our scouts didn't have dads and always went out of my way to get the community men involved, and really concerned with making sure the pack had money to help with the boys dues if they couldn't afford it. But a lot of the things that I did were things that my mom had done with the Camp Fire Girls and she taught me how to make it work.
Step one, guilt every place that had camping stuff into donating something. While I hate Walmart, what I will say is that they were super generous with our scouts.
We maintained a uniform bank, where uniforms that were grown out of, were repaired and stored for the kids that couldn't afford their own. We busted our asses helping the kids selling popcorn so that the kids could get the special pack treats offered by the council for high sales. Like my mother before me (with her Camp Fire candy, which was BTW, awesome) I hauled those kids to all the major sales spots, all flawlessly groomed to sell, sell, sell.
We guilted our sponsoring organization into raising money for activities for the kids. We also cajoled them into setting up and judging our Pinewood Derby, every year. We had a bunch of middle aged and elderly men totally dedicated to our little cub scout pack, to the point that the boy scout troop was getting pissed at them.
I have busted my ass as a room mother, in the scouts (I was awarded the silver beaver), in the PTA, organizing volunteers for school, in children's church, in Sunday School, and Vacation Bible School and I never thought twice about it. It was just what you did as a parent was not just raise your own kids, but to help with the kids that needed the extra help. It does take a village, dammit.
It's only recently that I realized that while sure, I loved what I was doing... that I was doing good. It was just what you did. I see my kids grow up and become successful, but a lot of their friends are too.
I see so many parents barely holding on for dear life now. Having to work such long hours that their kids can slip through the cracks and it infuriates me from a policy standpoint. It colors my political views intensely.
Who I am, and how I think and feel is completely a result of how my parents raised me and while we can be quick to blame them for things they did wrong, we rarely give them enough credit for what they did right. It's beyond feeding and clothing... it's the reading to me. It's the making sure I did my homework. It's my dad spending the weekend in his workshop showing me how to use the tools and dragging me around to do maintenance around the homestead. It's my mother teaching me to sew (she couldn't cook, bless her heart). The time that my mother dedicated to the PTA to improve my school (at the time, it pissed me off that she was so friendly with the teachers that they would tell her everything).
So the next time that you have a tiny triumph as a parent, think about where it probably came from and silently thank them for it. Then pay it forward.
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2014.08.10 08:25 Yungh4x0r First Part Of A Book That I Wrote When i was 17... I Never Got To Finish It (I Didn't Do Drugs. I swear.).

People pay good money to hallucinate. Suckers, all of them. There is no greater hallucinatory experience you can unleash upon yourself then simply staying awake for four days straight. You find people who commonly claim to have been up for days upon end without sleeping. They're called liars. What they mean is they were working on a project or paper of some weight, and have been getting ALMOST no sleep. That won't do for these purposes. No nodding off, no power napping under the desk, no quick winks while standing in the shower. Awake, absorbing glorious input, longer than 96 hours. It's a lot harder to accomplish than it sounds. Your body will want to shut off. Fuck your body. It's a coward. When willpower is failing, pharmacology will be your savior. I find that methamphetamine is the best hack for bypassing this silly self preservation routine the body tries to pull on you. Preferably smoked from a glass pipe. And don't be trashy. Don't smoke from some carbon encrusted glass dick that they find on dead tweekers after the warehouse rave got raided. Be classy. Take care of your pipe. Love your pipe. Never let the flame touch the glass. Thats where that black charcoal bowl crust comes from. Keep the tip of the flame a good inch away from the bowl. Patience. You are baking a souffle not caramelizing creme brulee. The goal is to slowly let the crystal melt in the glass. You actually want to inhale pure, beautiful vapors not smoke. If your shit is smoking you are doing it wrong, dirtying your pretty bowl an wasting drugs. Your mom taught you better. Practice until you get it perfect. You will feel the difference. Now once you've mastered your new found superpower you can use it to fight off any amount of sleep craving your body can throw at you. And now, well armed, you can take the governor off your waking hours and zoom down the road to the sacred world beyond the 96th hour. There's a different planet past that point. I'm a regular vacationer there. I've even lingered into my 5th and 6th day. Like music to the deaf, I'm not going to attempt to explain it. But I encourage everyone to try it, at least once. Turn your world on its side. If you find you like it there a bit, stay awhile and play. At the very least it will expand your perception. What I don't encourage is packing up your hooker girlfriend and BEGINNING a 21 hour road trip to New Orleans when you haven't slept a blink in 5 days. CALI Calling Cali a hooker is like calling a Maserati a car. You're missing the finer points. Girls of her caliber are generally referred to as "Escorts", Cali doesn't like that word either. "Companion" or "Courtesan" is how she sees herself. At $500 an hour you can pretty much call her anything you want. And once you've sampled her, you'll be calling her again, and again, and again. Of course I don't pay her. She's my girlfriend. My actual girlfriend not just a carefully orchestrated simulation. I'd like to say I'm surprised at how divided people are on the subject of dating a whore. They are completely black or white on the subject; but people don't surprise me anymore. I love that men pay thousands for what amounts to my daily life. But those men don't really know Cali either. She's a transformer. "This is not working" she sighs. She could be referring to the fuck up dynamic that is our life and relationship, but she's not. She's been trying to scootch down in the passenger seat and light a crack pipe under the horizon of the window. She's failing miserably. This would actually be comical if she hadn't agreed to also get me high off of the pipe in question. Time out. Cali doesn't smoke crack. I sure the hell don't smoke crack either. "Crack is Whack"...rest in peace Whitney. The "Crack Pipe" is a "Meth Pipe"...but that sounds ridiculous. If you're around people doing methamphetamine and they say they are "doing meth" or "smoking a meth pipe"... run. Seriously, those are the backwoods hillbillies you see on the faces of meth poster. Those are the people who catch their bathroom on fire making low quality "shake and bake meth". They deserve the stereotype. People like Cali and I, use "Crack" and it's ilk (cracked out, crack pipe, smoking crack) ironically. Hipster speed freaks There's a definite hierarchy to drug use. The bottom of the pyramid is being held up by people smoking actual crack. Cocaine and baking soda make for a delightful end to a promising life. Slightly above are hillbilly speed freaks, these dregs are not me or mine. Above them are potheads and other collegiate level drug abusers. Dime baggers, frat boy stoners, white rastafari, actual rastafari. Let us not forget the party girls, the ecstasy abusers, MDMA champions, with their serotonin receptors irreparably riddled. That level drifts into mushroom trippers and borders on the LSD and mescaline takers . The spiritualist. Searching for meaning or god. Far too often they detour smack dab into heroine junkies.The path to the golden lap of your creator is only as far as a short hitchhike on your Vasculatory system. That rarely ends well. Next come the prescription drug abusers. Soccer moms with an oxy problem. Lawyers on the partner track with an affinity for adderall. Pill poppers bleeding into the upper echelon, the coke heads. Coke is still cool. Don't let anyone fool you. And people utilizing coke definitely believe they are the tip of the pyramid. But that's a delusion. At the very tippy, tippy top are meth aficionados. Captains of industry we are. Leaders of men. With no time for sleep. And we bare about as much resemblance to "faces of meth" as a "companion" does to a “crack whore”.. I hope that makes sense to you. Because I have something more important to say. I am not getting high. And this is a problem. "We're going to have to stop somewhere." Cali agrees. THIS ISNT DISNEYWORLD When people think of Florida they think of white sandy beaches, palm trees and Disneyworld. What they don't put in the brochures is that most of Florida is a shit hole. And that's probably doing shitholes a disservice. Miami is great, a truly world class city. The greater Orlando area is great for the plastic coated tourist trap that it is. After that there's a handful of (loosely)metropolitan areas, Tampa, Daytona, Sarasota, Jacksonville, Panama City...maybe Pensacola. But dotting the lines in between those oases (oasees?) are the dregs of America. Palatka, Green Cove, Haines City, Brandon, Bartow, Pea Ridge. Places you go to die. We had left from Key West and were now about an hour and a half northwest of Miami. Firmly in the grasp of podunk Everglades Florida. We needed to find a secluded location to do hard drugs. Which, looking at the inhabitants doesn't seem like it would pose much of a problem. We thought about a lot of options, an automated car wash for example. Go in, wait for the suds to get nice and thick and then smoke up. We decided the lather cycle was probably not long enough to get the job done properly. And going thru 3 or 4 times would probably draw attention. We also shot down papering up all the windows in a walmart parking lot, the “Family” bathroom at a Starbucks, a shower at a truckstop, and wandering out into a nature preserve. In the end we settled on renting a motel. Now, I am a drug addict. Have been for quite sometime now. And I generally don't delude myself too much about that fact. For some reason, when I walked into the "Rest Easy" motel, on the 5the day of a crack bender, to rent a room SOLEY for the purpose of doing drugs, it really hit home. The cute cuban girl behind the counter was about 5'1" and smiled coyly at me in a way that meant "Please take me with you, I'll do ANYTHING to get out of here". On a normal(relatively) day I would have seen just how far anything would go. But, I had important business here. I paid cash. Signed the register as nothing resembling my given name. And took my key. An actual key, who knew? Around the side of the building and up a flight of stairs, we found room 207. Cali had already taken the key from me and was successfully negotiating the lock to get us inside. "This is disgusting." She was absolutely right. When I was in high school, my girlfriend and I would regularly copulate in shady motels. Places with waterbeds and mirrors on the ceiling. Palaces, in comparison to this place. Cali wanted to fuck. But after inspecting the beds she realized we needed to keep this a purely drug transaction. In the bathroom, on the deteriorating porcelain counter, Cali began blessing the temple. She wiped the counter down with alcohol hand wipes before removing the Versace sunglass case that was currently holding our stash of crack, her personal incendiary device and her newly minted glass pipe. I had given it to her as a christmas present. I'm a keeper. You could see the relief in her eyes that she could take her time. Smoking in the car had not been a fulfilling experience. A sophomoric, fumbling handjob. Neither of us had gotten off. So this time, behind closed doors, in the seediest of environments, she was meticulous. I watched as the first crystal dropped into the pipe, then two, then three. From her purse she removed, her torch. "Pitchforks and Torches"...that's not this kind of torch. It was actually a butane soldering iron, with the tip removed. Unlike a conventional lighter, a torches flame could be precisely controlled, and she was a professional. As the flame point teased the bottom of the pipe, I saw the hot crystal liquid pooling in her hands. Slowly she inhaled and equally measured she breathed out. I watched the glow wash over her. My turn. I was sitting on the counter facing the door of the motel room. As I put the pipe to my lips I saw small flecks of sunshine, piercing through the external room wall. I inhaled slowly. They were two bullet holes. What the fuck happened to my life? THE END OF THE AFTERGLOW In the woods behind the house I grew up in lives a hermit named Andy. He was equal parts conspiracy theorist, militant recluse, hippie burnout and full blown redneck. In celebration of each New Year, he and his cronies (his cronies and he?)would fire their shotguns into the air. It was great fun. Kids love guns. Andy never really got that all those bullets were going somewhere. One year they peppered his living room ceiling. Years later, they fucked up the paint on his buddy's trams-am. But the physics of the celebratory gun fight never hit home until they shot Cheyanne. Cheyanne was a Redbone Coonhound and she was bleeding from an artery in her neck. The blood pooled in the dirt road and created little red clay blood clots. Andy ran to her like it was his child. He pulled her body close to his chest, blood matting his long brown hair. He wailed. He kissed her snout and cried into her mouth, she was too weak to close it. Her tongue just limped off the side of her jaw. He had shot his daughter. They didn’t celebrate new years after that. Unlike Andy, The return trajectory of upwardly mobile objects never escaped us. The motel had been the last time either of us had gotten high. We were still smoking, mind you. Feverishly. But the effects of the magic potion had plateaued. We were falling back to earth, fast. A crash was imminent. "Cali, what are you doing baby?" The speed limit on I-75 is 75mph. Currently we were parked in the middle of the interstate. "I saw brake lights" Looking ahead of us I could see the tail lights of only one other car. Conservatively, it was 10 miles down the road. It was the wee hours of the morning. There are no streetlights on this stretch of road. When the torch flame emerged from my hand, sitting in passenger seat, parked in the middle of I-75 the whole car illuminated like a firefly in the night. Hold...2...3...4...exhale. "Would you like me to drive?" The firefly illuminated again. MONSTERS IN THE TREE CAVE I-10 starts in Jacksonville Beach on the Atlantic Ocean and dead ends in San Diego on the Pacific. If you'd never driven it you might assume the most boring part is right in the middle, in the desert. It's a good assumption. After San Antonio there's just mile after mile of desert that feels like it goes on into eternity. But the desert is not boring. It's inspiring. Makes you think about your place in the world. No, the most boring part of that Journey is right at the beginning. After you leave Jacksonville there's a string of pine forests and marshlands that don't let up until just before Pensacola, a good 6 hours away. It's bad during the day. At night, you're just driving thru a never ending tree cave. Stifling, claustrophobic, blackness with little red tail lights peppering the trail. It's probably not helping that most of the walls of this cave turned into giant tree monsters half an hour ago. I'm well past my 96th hour. It's fortunate that I'm a regular here. Periodically, tree monsters decide to desist decorating the roadside and stumble across my path. I can keep steady pressure on the gas and just marvel slightly that the car doesn't crumple under the weight of a huge pine foot. You can tell this disappoints the tree monsters. What do they want me to do? Park in the middle of the interstate? For the moment Cali is attempting to satiate her oral fixation on something other than a crack pipe. Society really doesn't give high functioning addicts enough credit. If I put you (sober) behind the wheel of a Mercedes E-430, getting a blow job from a $500 an hour escort, while doing 75mph you would be all over the road, maybe even wreck. Now try it on no sleep while dodging tree monsters. I’m a pro. The car behind me just thinks I'm another working stiff on an unholy commute to a thankless job. Pfft, I don't have a job. Fireflies illuminate the car. This startles me a bit. I have both hands on the wheel and Cali is currently otherwise occupied. Great, now the tree monsters are smoking crack. I look at the dashboard. Apparently I need oil. WALLYWORLD No matter what hell hole corner of the country you find yourself in, you're never very far from a Walmart. As we pull into the parking lot Cali is adjusting her hair and make up in the mirror. This is the beginning of a universal ritual shared by all drug users across the world. Attempting to make other people believe you are not on drugs. People have mixed results with this. It can run from a stoned high school senior trying desperately not to laugh at everything, to your parish priest who's been a closeted speed freak for 30 years. I find it's best to come up with a cover persona. A reason for you to be looking and acting a bit off. My personal ploy is to pretend I'm a douchebag businessman who's pissed off that he's coming down with the flu. It works for me. Cali's trick is to be Cali. And like her, it's a charm. One that's particularly effective in our current location. Watching Cali enter Walmart is one of my guilty pleasures. And there's plenty good reason for that. For one, there's the reaction from every male in the store. Like they are watching a unicorn. Overweight stock boys slicking down their unkempt hair and middle aged shoppers trying nonchalantly to remove their wedding rings, while still in arms distance from their wives. The reaction from the women is split, half look at her like the devil herself just walked through the automatic sliding door(Like the devil shops at Walmart). And the other half just stare, smiling and thinking how all they have to do is be like her to get the fuck out of this backwater. But my favorite reason, is the look on Cali's face. Her shoes are Christian Louboutin, and her bag is Hermes, but in here her face is just a wonderstruck little girl from Amarillo. Cali loves Walmart. She would never say it, but it reminds her of her hometown... Which she would also never admit to missing. Everyone else here probably sees a homewrecker. I see a glimpse of a pretty girl before her life got so damn complicated. I love watching Cali in Walmart. Did I say that already? I let her frolic in the aisles while I go in search of thirty weight. Twenty minutes or so later, I've checked out and she reappears. Hair braided in hap hazard pig tails, like a ten year old girl scout ready for a camping trip. She stares at me as I refill the oil reservoir on the Mercedes. I know this look. I had spurned her advances at the motel, I wasn't going to get away unscathed this time. She was going to devour me. And I was way too tired to put up a fight. INTEMRISSION “Eat this.” When I opened my eyes I was surprised by two things. Sunshine and a banana. “Did I sleep?” “15 minutes. “Fantastic.” It really was fantastic. Cat naps and sunshine are panacea to averting bender overload. Its actually frightening how much energy and stamina you can recoup from surprisingly little rest. “Eat” Eating on a bender is a high wire act. You don’t want to eat for a mix of reasons. The drug is inhibiting the reuptake of many a neuro-chemical. Dopamine and Serotonin are the headliners here. Reuptake inhabitions mean normally docile and homely molecules are now out in force, wandering promiscuously around your brain, seducing any receptor that will have them. The Amish community has suddenly become a sex cult. One of the lovely side effects of this romp is your body deflects blood flow away from your abdomen and into your extremities. Its preparing for fight or flight. And its telling you this is no time for lunch. For casual users this is fantastic. We’ll all stay skinny because we just won’t eat. But nonstop for days on end you are going to have to eat. No matter what your body says, it needs fuel. Mentally you can get around that part. You know you need to eat. You can tell yourself that. The eating itself is a whole other problem. The banana feels like mushy barbed wire coursing down the back of my throat. “Drink” Cali presses the bottle to my lips. The water washes over my tongue and drags the last of the barbed wired down into my stomach. “Two more bites” “Fuck you” She just smiles and pushes the banana at me. She’s wearing a t-shirt now. My T-shirt. The dress she was previously wearing is strewn somewhere in the back of the car. In college, I was fond of using the line “Nice dress, it would look so much better balled up on the floor of my room”. I shutter at the cheesy naivete, but for a moment I think of how proud that version of me would be of this moment. That this nymph had completely discarded her attire to have me. Temporarily abandoned, unlike the pink and black panties she was now removing from the gear shifter. She leaned back almost flat and stuck her legs in the air. Her tiny foot made and imprint on the windshield as she fidgeted her undergarments up her legs into their natural resting place. The tail of hemy t-shirt draped across her thighs and began to wick up the remaining evidence. The car reeked. The musk that moments ago was inexplicably exciting and intoxicating was now starting to make me nauseous. The barbed wire stirred. I rolled down my window. Cali opened her door. “I have to pee.” WESTBOUND FIREFLIES “What time do we absolutely have to be there” “Eleven” “Midnight is still possible” “Don’t make me late. Seriously.” “No promises.” Key West was where we had escaped to. We called it a vacation, told our friends it was a get away, but it was where we had fled. New Orleans is what we had fled from. We had ran away screaming bloody murder. Well, I had run. Cali had made the decision to run with me. She told me she didn’t think I would make it alone. That it was too much to bare by myself. She was right. But in coming with me, she had crossed a line. I don’t really want to go into that right now. But lets just say that we were most assuredly intertwined. We had escaped together. As the mile markers dwindled downward the fact that we were willingly returning to our captor was washing over both of us. The first signs appeared outside of Mobile. New Orleans 148 miles. Cali ignored it. I just wanted it to be wrong. From the hammock, on the deck, of the bungalow, on the water in Key West I had wished it all away. That I could somehow blow on the map and the words and dots and what they represented would just swirl out of existence. That my will could finish what Katrina couldn’t. Outside Biloxi. New Orleans 93 mi. Cali and I had built a perfect simulation of that in Florida. We played house so well. Sun filled days. Nights with each other in a manner that only exists in serial young adult fiction. We had each other completely. But even in the moment we knew it wouldn’t last. That something would make us leave. Louisiana State line. 48 miles. Someone would die. Terrorists would invade the Keys. The inescapable gravity of the Crescent City would not relent until it had pulled us back in. The universe punishes all those that stand in opposition. Slidell. 27 Currently we were going back for a much more mundane reason. We were fucking broke. 10mi. And as of 30 minutes ago, we were damn near out of drugs. Touchdown. Saints Win. ELEVENISH We pulled off the I-110 into the quarter at 11:07pm, December 31st. New Years Eve. Did I mention that? A little longer and I would have made Cali a full year late. “Where are we going?” “The Renaissance” “Arts or Pere Marquette” “Pere Marquette” “Fucking Classy” “Aren’t I always?” “You. Always. Your dates...” “Jealous?” “Insanely.” She leaned across the console and kissed me, completely with zero regard for my field of vision. The car drifted and I corrected. I cornered onto Common St., a “Transitional” neighborhood. In New Orleans that meant crack houses and vagrants perfectly married with mansions and 4 star hotels. Somehow the winos we passed as we pulled into valet at the uncommon common hotel made our arrival aptly poetic. Or pathetic. Cali. Finished applying her lipstick exactly as the car pulled to a stop. Considerately, she had kissed me before applying it. I can’t stand the way it feels. Her lips were the final step in an elaborate transformation I had been witness to for the last 200 miles. Outside of Pensacola she had exposed her breasts to a jeep load of Florida State Seminole fans as she discarded her t-shirt to don a bone white La Perla demi bra. When she put on its lower counterpart, that was a show that only I was privileged to see. The dress she slid on around Mobile. Black silk, a deep wrapped plunging v neckline with white lace ruffle surrounding. Astounding. In Mississippi, her battery powered straightening iron and makeup kit came out. By this point she was no longer recognizable as Cali. She was no longer Cali, she was Amanda now. And passers by began to wonder why the hell she was driving around with me. The last touch (before the lipstick) was a pair of black calf skin, calf high, stiletto boots. They were client requested, but I made absolutely no objection. As she stepped from the car it was apparent no one in the lobby or valet stand could muster a complaint either. Cali was a transformer. “I’m going to be bored” “I’m so sorry baby. You know I have to take this one” “It’s New Years Eve.” “It pays like its New Years Eve too. And its just Dave. You like Dave.” “I like you” “I like you too.” She kisses me. I hate lipstick. “I called Lara to keep you company” “Great.” “Be nice.” “I’m going to totally defile her. You know that.” “Turn about is fair play. Don’t break her.” “I didn’t break you.” “I was already broken.” The automatic door rushed opened and Calimanda disappeared into its opulence. In some well appointed corner of this building, Someone (just Dave) was about to have an amazing New Year.
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2014.07.24 22:59 SROTDroid June 19, 2012 /r/everymanshouldknow. About this subreddit.

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2,413 subscribers so far, a community for fourteen days.
Welcome to Subreddit of the Day, Tuesday edition. Lately, things have been booming at SOTD - so much so that we're searching for another moderator to fill the hole in our soul. If you've got a history of being a nice person on reddit and you've got the desire to join our mod team and work about 60-90 minutes each week, well the Tuesday spot is currently open and I'm eager to fill it. If you've got what it takes, please send me a message and let me know why you'd like to join us! Jerks, dicks, long haired freaky people need not apply. Okay, long haired freaky people are in, but just this once! Now on with today's feature, /everymanshouldknow...
The English Beat's "I Just Can't Stop It", the joy of shaving with a double-edge safety razor, one scene word-for-word from a Tarantino film, how to start a fire with limited materials, how to dismantle and reassemble many different things in the house, The Kids in the Hall, Spaghetti Carbonara, when to use who and whom, The Art of Racing in the Rain, how to perform CPR, how to talk to someone you find attractive, the genius of Greg Giraldo, one really, really good beer, what to say when someone has cancer or when someone dies. How to clean the house, how to play 12 bar blues, how to run a marathon or a decent 5K, the secret to a good massage, about different religions and belief systems, the importance of John Mayer, A Confederacy of Dunces, how to make good coffee, the power of meditation, Stanley Kubrick films, barefoot waterskiing, how to tie a tie, and of course, /everymanshouldknow!!
This subreddit has it all! Grr! How I wish I could stop time. First I would find out where that gym teacher at my kid's school lives and watch her undress (yowza!), then I would go to Five Guys and eat myself into a state of depression, then I would swim in someone's backyard pool, then back to the gym teacher's house, then I would sit down and read every post on /everymanshouldknow!! This place excites me and angers me like no other subreddit. "What an awesome idea! Why didn't I think of this! Why can't I stop eating Doritos?" Oh brain, you so crazy!!
Enjoy today's subreddit, here to talk about it is jayrady, head moderator who is currently preparing for 13 weeks of Marine Recruit Training (basic training) at Marine Recruit Depot San Diego.
Alright, tell us how /everymanshouldknow began.
/everymanshouldknow began while I was at my home packing for a trip where we take intercity kids out camping. It is sort of like a wilderness survival thing, where we make our own shelters, fire, cook our own food, stuff like that. As I was putting things into my pack, I was telling my girlfriend the importance and uses of each item. She asked me how I had learned all of this stuff and I told her partially from the Boy Scouts but mostly from my dad. The next couple of day camping where very fun. The kids learned a lot about camping, the outdoors, and this will sound cheesy but themselves. A lot of these kids didn't have father figures, so the night I got back, laying in my bed because I couldn't sleep, I created /everymanshouldknow.
What's the difference between EMSK and /YouShouldKnow?
/youshouldknow is a great subreddit and I encourage everyone to subscribe. /everymanshouldknow focuses on the information that the users feel applies towards men. Stuff someones father should have taught them, but never did.
Are there any submission guidelines we should know about in advance? What if I posted "EMSK there's 27 shopping days left until my birthday"?
We ask that when you submit, your posts should begin with EMSK: it looks nice and gets our name out there. Anything you feel that a man should know, you should throw up there. If the users fell that isn't something every man should know, they mostly just leave it alone.
So what interests you? What are your favourite submissions so far?
Everything interests me. I feel if I haven't learned something new every day I wasted that day. Some of my favorite submissions are EMSK: Different cooking knifes and when to use them, EMSK: How to throw a punch and EMSK: How to tell if someone is lying.
Final thoughts? Parting words?
If I had to say something to the current and future subscribers to /everymanshouldknow, I would have to say that no matter where you are on your walk of life, or what you currently know, information and skills not taught, are wasted. Share everything you know how to do. For example, if a friend calls you asking to change their oil, don't change their oil, teach them how to change their oil. Now they will know how to change their own oil, and as a plus, they will never call you again bothering you with that.
Thank you jayrady - be careful and safe. Reddit needs you!
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2012.12.05 20:13 tabledresser [Table] IAmA comedian, Michael Swaim of Cracked.com. Here's the cast and crew of our movie! Ask us stuff.

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How did you get a movie? Who paid for it? Is this movie any good? It's how I'm spending my birthday. Travis: Ketchup Entertainment paid for it. It will probably just be released through Tugg, then we will quickly move to Video On Demand, iTunes and hopefully direct download through our own site. It IS good. But to set the bar low so you'll be shocked at how good it is, I'll say that it sucks. We'll see you in SD. Wear a shirt that says "It's my Birthday!"
You've already publicly talked about how your coworker, Daniel O'Brien, is more of a mentor figure that really taught you comedy, but is it true that he is also a mentor for handsomeness? ABE: I will burn your little bridge down, tiny troll.
SWAIM: No in the sense that such handsomeness can't really be taught. But he did teach me THAT, through a long series of painful and laborious handsomeness seminars/exercises. Yes in the sense that I plan to cut off and wear his face.
How does it feel to know that your old article about games that should be considered modern art ended up picking almost half of the same ones that the Museum of Modern Art agreed on a week ago? Have you played any since then that you think deserve a nod? SWAIM: AWESOME! I actually had no idea that was the case, because I've had my head stuck in movie mode and also entirely forget things I write a few days after I write them usually. But thanks for letting me know, and the links. That shit cray.
Is it also true he has a receding hairline? SWAIM: I choose to believe his brow is advancing. To what sinister ends, we know not.
Swaim, what's it like to be so hilarious and attractive? SWAIM: Unbearable. Every second is a living hell from which only inevitable death offers resolution. THANKS FOR ASKING.
Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck? Noah: Wow. Good questions. I guess the 100 duck sized horses scare me less than even just 100 ducks. Beaks are creepy, tiny horse teeth seem manageable.
When you get drunk, do you prefer the lampshade-on-the-head route or the pass-out-on-the-floor route? I never remember.
What is your favorite brand of underwear? Old navy sale shitty boxers with dumb cartoons on them.
Who is the one person in the world you would love to bang out a delicious meal for while discussing foreign affairs policy? Bob Dylan.
Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? She dead.
Do you guys have conversations akin to the ones in After Hours? Noah: They talk like that all the time. Seriously.
SWAIM: All the time, but they're infinitely less interesting. After Hours is like a three-hour conversation we might legitimately have, with all the terrible jokes, logical dead-ends, and other bullshit cut out, leaving six minutes of good points. In fact, every episode does begin that way...as a round table conversation on whatever the topic's going to be.
What are the chances of us getting that sequel to Space Jam we've all been waiting for? SWAIM: Okay, fuck the movie, this page is now a SPACE JAM II FUNDRAISING EVENT. Give us enough Reddit gold and we'll get right on it.
ABE: It truly was the best of jams and the space of jams.
Michael, is Soren Bowie really the stud that he seems to be on Cracked.com? SWAIM: He's more like a playful 11-year-old boy trapped in a Stud's body. He's adorable and intimidatingly manly at the same time. Yes, you want him. No, you can't have him. Live with it.
Where do you see Cracked going over the next year or so? How are you competing with more "meta" sites such as Reddit that has anything an internet user could want? Also, I'd just like to say its been fun watching the site grow over the past years and I will continue to enjoy that said growth. ABE: Thanks so much for the kind words. We have an audience that's crazy loyal for some reason and we will keep making stuff until people tell us to stop or everyone on reddit says they hate us. We're kind of vain like that. Cracked video is trying its hardest to get bigger budgets and keep churning out hits.
Will any of the cast attend the screenings this week? I'm asking for assassination purposes. SWAIM: There will be almost a full cast at the LA and San Diego screenings, and our leading lady Kaitlin Large will be running shit in NYC. So yes, wherever you go, peeps to hang out with.
EDIT: I mean, for friend! For a friend! (He's an assassin.) FBI: Who are you and where do you live?
SWAIM: There will be almost a full cast at the LA and San Diego screenings, and our leading lady Kaitlin Large will be running shit in NYC. So yes, wherever you go, peeps to hang out with. FBI: Who are you and where do you live? SWAIM: Or assassinate. Whatever.
What would you say is the most important thing you ever did for your comedy career? Do you do standup, improv, anything else like that or do you strictly do sketch? What is the hardest part about what you do? What does Dan O'Brien smell like? Noah: DOB smells like Hemingway. Woodsmoke, gunpowder, scotch, machismo.
KATIE: Perform everywhere!
SWAIM: Personally, the most important thing I've ever done for my career was realize that it is boundariless. I now think of myself as just "a guy." I do whatever artistic collaboration is in front of me, seems fascinating, and will pay me enough to live until the next thing hits. It's one of the tremendous privileges of being born into an era with the Internet. So far so good!
ABE: Find some like minded friends and put shoulder to an idea. I don't really believe in individual success. Everything I've liked in my career as a consumer was created by a team of people, not just one person type type typing on a typing machine.
Do you get some content from reddit? Noah: No.
ABE: Yes.
I hear Swaim and DOB's characters in Agents of Cracked more reflect the other's personality; any truth to this? SWAIM: Yes! Some amount of truth, ranging from not true at all to the truest thing ever.
Big fan of TAM, you guys are great. Michael, why aren't you on Saturday Night Live? Or whatever it is the kids are watching now a days. SWAIM: Thanks! I have little interest in living permanently in NYC, which is kind of a prerequisite for a live show. As far as the broader question of why I'm not insanely famous and on your TV right now, NO IDEA.
Okay then, how weird is Katie? from 1 to 10. Noah: Katie is one of the weirdest people I've ever met. A 10, for sure. I can't tell you all the stories, but I've gotten into and out of some very dicey LA street situations due solely to her knife work.
Michael, who was your favorite teacher at Ramona High? SWAIM: Probably Mrs. Whittington or Michael Jordan, Jr. Why, who dis?
Oh, I am a senior there now and saw your picture while looking through an old yearbook my English II teacher had. World History with Mr. Jordan II was probably my favorite class through out high school. SWAIM: Does he still play Oingo Boingo music and hold Risk tourneys?
Thanks for all the laughs over the years! I would like to know... ABE: 1) No. Sorry. 2) It happens. I'm pretty sure Mike gets noticed the most because he's tall and you can see him easier. 3) It ain't a party unless its Havarti.
1) Is Agents of Cracked ever coming back? Mike gets recognized a decent amount. Including yesterday, on the streets of Portland, by a very cute girl who then tried to get him to donate to repopulating the Oyster beds of Oregon. But yeah, she was cool.
2) Do any of you guys ever get recognized in public? If so, is it ever creepy? Blue of some kind.
3) Favourite cheese? KATIE: 1) It isn't, and it makes me sad cause I'm a huge fan! 2) I do sometimes. Carlos, the guy who works at the copy place I go to, is very nice and a huge cracked fan! He gave me eight cents off on my last set of copies... That was pretty cool! 3) Brie. Give me a wheel of brie and I will eat it all.
Noah: Oh yeah, you don't drink whiskey. We have uhh...peanut M+M's? I need better bait. KATIE: I didn't know ya'll were hanging out. Will the AMA be over by the time I get there?
How are you so damn sexy, Michael? Seriously, you are one hilarious motherfucker. I always look forward to what you do on Cracked. Question... Does a relative of yours work at Econolite? I know someone there who has the same last name as you. SWAIM: Thank you so much! And hard to say. Not a relative I know, but "Swaim" is supposedly a fabricated, not-real name (so goes family legend), so anyone with that name (as opposed to "Swain," which is much more common) is probably related to me in some way.
Michael, can you tell us a little about your upbringing and what your parents were like? I want to make sure my kids turn out like you. SWAIM: Mom...supportive in the extreme, a child advocacy attorney, daycare sitter, and child psychologist. Huge on Montessori schooling, which I really swear by in retrospect. Dad...fun, cheerful in the extreme, pop culture and music monster, drilled me on jokes, movies and music. They were divorced when I was fairly young, but remain BFFs to this day, something that I really admired and which shaped a lot of my feelings about decency, courtesy, love, friendship, and the world. Together...hippies, lovers, safety. I couldn't ask for better parents or to have had a better upbringing. I'm lousy with privileges over here.
What is a typical day in the life of you or any of the Cracked staff members? ABE: Boring except on Tuesdays where we all get together and have LAN sex parties. Most of the job is editing and phone calls. Or emails. Mike cries a lot and we have to keep him from wrecking the place in an alcoholic rage. Other than that, pretty norms.
Not a question: About time! Definitely a question: How freaking tall are you? SWAIM: 6 foot 4 on a good day. Less on days on which I am dead, pre-born, or have been cut in half for some reason.
What happened to cracked tv? that was my favorite part of cracked. also tell robert brockway to write more stories like the dio tribute and the conan one lol. SWAIM: What ShavingFoam says is true! And as for DNC, it's been quite a while since I had time to put an episode together, but I do want to pick it back up someday. Just not really sure how soon that will be, unfortunately. The good news is that that is because we've got so many new shows in the works over at Cracked.
Are you still accepting writers/submissions for Cracked.com via the forum, or is it just more than the poor servers can handle? I've tried in the past to sign up, (saying I want into the workshop) but nothing ever comes of it. Ever think about updating the submission process? SWAIM: Yes we are! I'm sorry for your technical difficulties, which I am too lazy to personally help you with, but you should look into them, because we do, and that's the only place we do. All outside writers come up through the forums.
What was the most stressful part of filming? SWAIM: All the things. Sleep deprivation was a big part of it, and the fact that due to some extenuating factors we had to purchase all our props and costumes for each shoot day the previous night. There's not a lot more stressful than realizing at 3AM that you HAVE to find a rusty machete in the next few hours or dozens of people will not be able to do their jobs.
ABE: Honestly, it was getting everyone on the same page. The sheer amount of communication necessitated that we all had to be thinking with one mind sometimes. I know that sounds stupid, but if there's a failure of that the position of the lights, where the camera is, what the order of shots are become kind of meaningless.
Noah: Everyone got the flu. Everyone. Also we were isolated in a tiny cabin in Montrose Illinois, where they have two horses, and that's IT. Also, we had to walk the town of Effingham, begging for extras, who all speculated we were shooting a porno. I remember the girl who worked the counter at Little Caesar's being particularly frightened of us.
KATIE: I got to set with the first of the crew a week before we started shooting. On top of acting, I did a fair amount of the on set photography, and I was there to shoot while we location scouted. Pretty much the moment we landed, my throat started killing me. Long story short, I had a severely untreated tonsillar abscess and had to be hospitalized, on an IV, for 3 days. I was released on Wednesday morning and that night, I shot my first scene. For the majority of the filming, my time table was upside down because of the night shooting so I couldn't remember if I had taken my antibiotics 3x a day like I had to. But honestly, what I loved about filming was that everyone came together when it got down to the wire. Nick Mundy (the Breeze), Noah (Doug), and I all drove people the 100 miles from Effingham, IL to the St. Louis airport and back.
It was crazy, but I wouldn't trade it for the world.
MATT: We spent 3 weeks dealing exclusively with the same 20 people, 18 hours a day with very little sleep, sometime sick, and always with the weight of a schedule weighing on us. We had to remember to be actively nice to each other, because all the tiny things added up.
Who are your favorite comedians? Writers? Do they have an influence on the way you preform/write? SWAIM: Louis CK. Groucho. Harlan Ellison. Vonnegut. Hodgman. Colbert. Hannibal Burress. Mitchell & Webb. Tina Fey. Many more. And I can only HOPE those folks influence me. Hard to tell until you're seventy, I think.
By the way, big fan. Love everything you guys do on Cracked. I'll definitely be buying the download when it comes out. Congrats! KATIE: I said this a little farther up, but Gilda Rander and Buster Keaton. Also, F. Scott Fitzgerald and Mitchell & Webb!
What porn genre do you watch most? SWAIM: Internet. It's free and vague!
With the exceptions of the Cracked team and BirtaNick, who are the best online comedy group going at the moment, in your opinion? Noah: I absolutely love Dead Pirates Society. They're very young but have a talent for editing/camera work and odd jokes. Also the Dirty Creeps are one of the coolest sketch groups I've ever found. Plus my own, plug here, Horsehead Businessman.
PS: More Does Not Compute would be pretty cool. KATIE: Muddleberry is the UCB video team that I'm on... We're brand new (only two sketches so far), but I love what we're doing! Jacob Reed (who plays Noah in Kill Me Now) is Muddleberry's director! Other online teams that I really like are The Mutiny, Dumbshit Mountain, and The Kids Table!
Weird questions, eh? What kind of underwear are you wearing? Noah: Black+white checkered boxers.
"I rode a triceratops to work today, so don't talk to ME about 'impossible' !!" <--who wrote this genius line from AoC ? SWAIM: Yo.
Word on the street, Adam Justice from horsehead businessman, went home last night around 2am. home to his wife, kid, and homer. So my question is for Noah's Byrne. Noah's Byrne. Is that a real name? Thank you for such an answer that probably is yelled yesterday and the other day. Also, what is katie's willert? SWAIM: Adam, what the hell are you on, man? Email some to me.
Noah: Hah. That Tyler? Katie's Willert is kind of awesome, but she takes forever to show you.
Were there any pranks or shenanigans taking place while filming in the Illinois backwoods? ABE: Our sound guy Brian would keep yelling "ACTION!" like right after we were rolling, sometimes actors would actually start and we'd all laugh and then he got fired because Travis is vain and doesn't want anyone else calling action. I started calling "CUT" prematurely and our movie is worse for it.
MATT: The cast got into more shenanigans than the crew. But we'd try to scare each other on creepy sets and in the woods with fake blood. We also did keg stands one night!
Travis: Nick Rutherford would periodically go up in the loft of the cabin and yell "Look at me!" If you looked, you saw his ass.
Any on set fights between the cast? And did Dan try to work a vest into his characters wardrobe? ABE: The cast seemed really to hit it off. A lot of them had never even met but had seen each other's videos on the internet. Some of them even hooked up, but for obvious reason, I won't be getting into that. Dan didn't hook up with anyone, for yes, wardobe reasons.
Noah: Dan showed up, bought and grilled burgers for the entire cast and crew, then vanished like a food angel.
SWAIM: It felt a lot like summer camp. Everyone came as relative strangers and left as dear friends. Not a lot of friction, considering the intense conditions we were all working under. Honestly, most of the hellishness came from how hard it is to make a movie, not the amazing people we got to work with, who are the only reason we were able to finish.
Travis: Michael and Abe had a knife fight like in the Michael Jackson "Beat It" video. Michael won. Abe's dead.
What was the best/worst part of filming the movie? Do you ever shudder suddenly after peeing? ABE: Long hours, we had no sleep one day (at least Mike, Travis, Matt Barrs, and I). I do shutter sometimes after peeing! I just read somewhere that science doesn't know why this has happened because no one has ever put together an experiment. Maybe a call to action, okwilder?
TRAVIS: Yes. We would usually shoot for about 12 hours but Abe and I would come home and watch all the footage before going to bed and get up and make a shot list before anybody else got up. I was averaging about 5 hours of sleep per day.
Noah: My bladder quivered the other day, and I felt a pain inside of my groin that almost crippled me. But yeah, I shudder too. What the hell is that about?
Who would you say your biggest comedic inspiration was? KATIE: Gilda Radner and Buster Keaton!
What are some tips outside of the official guides you'd give to writers looking at submitting to Cracked? SWAIM: Read hundreds of articles, then copy that. That's really all I can say. Cracked articles are pretty clear and consistent as far as tone, structure and content goes, so just keep writing until you're a good enough writer to write an article that would go up on Cracked. Then send that in. I'm sorry there's no secret escape hatch back-door way in, but that's really the best answer I've got.
Ever stick your penis in a watermelon before? and if so would you do it agian? Noah: Yes.
SWAIM: Maybe.
Who did the music for the film? And have there been any UK showings of the film set up? I'd do it myself but everything confuses me nowadays. TRAVIS: I did most of the music. Additional music was done by Bryant Bell. He's also a hip hop producer known as "Xcel"
NOAH: Travis! TRAVIS: NOAH!
How do you deal with keeping yourself motivated? Working on so many different projects, it seems like the pull to just spend a few nights sitting around watching old episodes of Darkwing Duck would be impossible to resist. SWAIM: Come back! Shane! Come back Shane, come back!
Noah: We play video games, climb mountains, drink, other boy stuff. There's plenty of cartoon watching, too.
SWAIM: Also, I'm not sure. I've been called a workaholic, but also consider myself profoundly lazy a lot of the time. I think the trick is to find a bunch of people that really excite you to work with, and projects that genuinely sound like the coolest thing you've ever gotten to do. Then you dive in and there are deadlines and everyone's counting on you and it's too late to realize it's a lot more work than you thought it would be. Repeat.
Most big name comedians of the past 20-30 years seemed to come from second city or groundlings -- is this changing? ABE: I'm not sure. It still seems the safe bet. I mean SNL is still doing that. But they've also tried different things. Andy Samberg tried a lot of things, but I'd guess his internet videos got him famous. I mean after he was famous his internet videos got him famous.
LISA: Hey Beck! Will we see you Wednesday? BECK: Hey! Yeah, I'll be there. I'm just not sure if Im gonna be sober. We'll get loose and have a blast.
Noah: Band Tour is my favorite internet video of all time. What was the inspiration for it? We had a bread truck. That's how it started. We rode around the back of a bread truck for about two hours singing, "sleepin on a night train, chewing on a jelly roll". (kids in the hall classic) Adam wouldn't let us out of the truck until we had a solid sketch idea, but he also had errands to run so we just kept rolling around the back of the thing until we started bitching about the fact that it had no seats. Everything else was improvised scene to scene. No script. Just, "what do we do now?" this...ok. Shoot it. It's probably the most fun I've had filming anything, because we didn't worry too hard about how it looked, just speed. Thanks for the question, means a lot to me.
SWAIM: He's more like a playful 11-year-old boy trapped in a Stud's body. He's adorable and intimidatingly manly at the same time. Yes, you want him. No, you can't have him. Live with it. KATIE: TRUTH.
Finally, an AMA with people I have watched or read for years. Alas, I have no question though. All of you all just keep up the great work! On a side note, best of Muskets... House of the Future or IPN - Nomenclature. Hard to say which is better. ABE: Thanks cgrant! I also love those sketches! Does the c stand for Cary? That'd be a cool name to have. I'd go to all the parties with that name...
Cracked TV stayed funny even after it turned into Does Not Compute. Your new video content is consistently getting funnier, and I don't have any questions. Carry on. SWAIM: Thank you. You have no idea what that means to me, really. Any comedian's greatest fear is that they're becoming rabidly unfunny without realizing it, or that everyone is tiring of their schtick. I'm sure some out there are, or have always hated my shizz, but it's always a thrill to hear from someone who's followed us for a long time and is still along for the ride.
Noah: Katie, I love you too! Come here, we have whiskey. Noah: Oh yeah, you don't drink whiskey. We have uhh...peanut M+M's? I need better bait.
Noah: Black+white checkered boxers. SWAIM: That was a disappointingly non-weird answer, Noah.
BECK: this is beck bennett from the sketch group, Good Neighbor. Hey everybody. Just popping in for a second to say hi. hi. LISA: Hey Beck! Will we see you Wednesday?
BECK: Hey! Yeah, I'll be there. I'm just not sure if Im gonna be sober. We'll get loose and have a blast. Noah: Beck kills it in this movie.
Noah: Jacob, looking forward to seeing you again. Don't get Tetanus. JACOB: Hi! How does this work! Also, strangers have told me I should not be where I am right now because it's not safe. FUN!
JACOB: Hi! How does this work! Also, strangers have told me I should not be where I am right now because it's not safe. FUN! SWAIM: Answer anything you want all the time starting now! But be safe first, friend.
KATIE: Muddleberry is the UCB video team that I'm on... We're brand new (only two sketches so far), but I love what we're doing! Jacob Reed (who plays Noah in Kill Me Now) is Muddleberry's director! Other online teams that I really like are The Mutiny, Dumbshit Mountain, and The Kids Table! Ooooh! Also Interrobang Ltd!
BECK: This was the best experience I've ever had in my life. I have to go back to playing a rock and roll show that I was in the middle of. Everybody go see Kill Me Now. If you don't, you'll have a bad time. Thanks guys, BYE! Bye Beck!
I scared up about a dozen asses for seats at the San Diego and Pasadena screenings. Please thank me. Noah: you're the man, or woman, or blumpkin. Doesn't matter. thank you thank you.
That doesn't sound healthy... Noah: I looked it up, it's either a bladder spasm, an STD of some kind (I'm a virgin), a kidney stone or a UTI. Only happened once, so I'm not sure. Any doctor's here? I can't afford medical care due to my current financial struggle.
Travis: Michael and Abe had a knife fight like in the Michael Jackson "Beat It" video. Michael won. Abe's dead. KATIE: Abe's ghost is doing the AMA.
Noah: Dan showed up, bought and grilled burgers for the entire cast and crew, then vanished like a food angel. Katie: Those were really good burgers.
Katie: Those were really good burgers. Noah: Totally, even veggie burgers.
Travis: I got a burnt hot dog.
Travis: I got a burnt hot dog. JACOB: Yeah, it was a blast. We shot all night, and went to bed in the morning. So, our last meal of the day was the contintental breakfast at the hotel (whose employees referred to us as 'the daysleepers')
Noah: Yes. SWAIM: Maybe. ABE: No.
TRAVIS: I did most of the music. Additional music was done by Bryant Bell. He's also a hip hop producer known as "Xcel" NOAH: Travis!
TRAVIS: NOAH! ABE: ABE!
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2012.06.19 05:29 SRotD June 19, 2012 /r/everymanshouldknow. About this subreddit.

/everymanshouldknow

2,413 subscribers so far, a community for fourteen days.
Welcome to Subreddit of the Day, Tuesday edition. Lately, things have been booming at SOTD - so much so that we're searching for another moderator to fill the hole in our soul. If you've got a history of being a nice person on reddit and you've got the desire to join our mod team and work about 60-90 minutes each week, well the Tuesday spot is currently open and I'm eager to fill it. If you've got what it takes, please send me a message and let me know why you'd like to join us! Jerks, dicks, long haired freaky people need not apply. Okay, long haired freaky people are in, but just this once! Now on with today's feature, /everymanshouldknow...
The English Beat's "I Just Can't Stop It", the joy of shaving with a double-edge safety razor, one scene word-for-word from a Tarantino film, how to start a fire with limited materials, how to dismantle and reassemble many different things in the house, The Kids in the Hall, Spaghetti Carbonara, when to use who and whom, The Art of Racing in the Rain, how to perform CPR, how to talk to someone you find attractive, the genius of Greg Giraldo, one really, really good beer, what to say when someone has cancer or when someone dies. How to clean the house, how to play 12 bar blues, how to run a marathon or a decent 5K, the secret to a good massage, about different religions and belief systems, the importance of John Mayer, A Confederacy of Dunces, how to make good coffee, the power of meditation, Stanley Kubrick films, barefoot waterskiing, how to tie a tie, and of course, /everymanshouldknow!!
This subreddit has it all! Grr! How I wish I could stop time. First I would find out where that gym teacher at my kid's school lives and watch her undress (yowza!), then I would go to Five Guys and eat myself into a state of depression, then I would swim in someone's backyard pool, then back to the gym teacher's house, then I would sit down and read every post on /everymanshouldknow!! This place excites me and angers me like no other subreddit. "What an awesome idea! Why didn't I think of this! Why can't I stop eating Doritos?" Oh brain, you so crazy!!
Enjoy today's subreddit, here to talk about it is jayrady, head moderator who is currently preparing for 13 weeks of Marine Recruit Training (basic training) at Marine Recruit Depot San Diego.
Alright, tell us how /everymanshouldknow began.
/everymanshouldknow began while I was at my home packing for a trip where we take intercity kids out camping. It is sort of like a wilderness survival thing, where we make our own shelters, fire, cook our own food, stuff like that. As I was putting things into my pack, I was telling my girlfriend the importance and uses of each item. She asked me how I had learned all of this stuff and I told her partially from the Boy Scouts but mostly from my dad. The next couple of day camping where very fun. The kids learned a lot about camping, the outdoors, and this will sound cheesy but themselves. A lot of these kids didn't have father figures, so the night I got back, laying in my bed because I couldn't sleep, I created /everymanshouldknow.
What's the difference between EMSK and /YouShouldKnow?
/youshouldknow is a great subreddit and I encourage everyone to subscribe. /everymanshouldknow focuses on the information that the users feel applies towards men. Stuff someones father should have taught them, but never did.
Are there any submission guidelines we should know about in advance? What if I posted "EMSK there's 27 shopping days left until my birthday"?
We ask that when you submit, your posts should begin with EMSK: it looks nice and gets our name out there. Anything you feel that a man should know, you should throw up there. If the users fell that isn't something every man should know, they mostly just leave it alone.
So what interests you? What are your favourite submissions so far?
Everything interests me. I feel if I haven't learned something new every day I wasted that day. Some of my favorite submissions are EMSK: Different cooking knifes and when to use them, EMSK: How to throw a punch and EMSK: How to tell if someone is lying.
Final thoughts? Parting words?
If I had to say something to the current and future subscribers to /everymanshouldknow, I would have to say that no matter where you are on your walk of life, or what you currently know, information and skills not taught, are wasted. Share everything you know how to do. For example, if a friend calls you asking to change their oil, don't change their oil, teach them how to change their oil. Now they will know how to change their own oil, and as a plus, they will never call you again bothering you with that.
Thank you jayrady - be careful and safe. Reddit needs you!
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